Going through my center storage thing in my car and it occurs to me that I used to keep a lighter and bottle opener in here and now there’s a pen, Advil, and some Claritin.
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Host of the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show. Host of ‘I’m Right’ on The First. Anti-Communist. Community college credits.
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Imagine going in for surgery and the last thing you see as the drugs kick in and you drift off to sleep is this pink-haired freak standing over you with a scalpel.
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I will not stop repeating this:
Professionalism is a Trojan horse.
It is a vehicle used to deliver a sexist/homophobic/transphobic/racist/misogynistic/xenophobic etc. message.
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Definitely on the big screen.
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This obsession some people have with taking on the trials and accomplishments of people who came before them is so odd to me. What an unhealthy way to live life. And no, it’s not just black people. Many groups do this. I find it all very embarrassing.
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Weird. On PBS @NewsHour, WashPost's Jonathan Capehart says "My cousins and I are the first generation in my family to not have to pick cotton." Huh. Post Fact Checker Glenn Kessler dug deep into Tim Scott's cotton-picking family story...
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I may not have much formal education, but I’m pretty sure I have a firm handle on how pretty much all STDs are transmitted. And I don’t have to teach my sons to spot date rape drugs since they don’t work in Hollywood.
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“Parents can teach sex ed to their kids” Can parents name every STD and how they’re transmitted? Can they teach you how to identify date rape drugs? Can they define “pelvic floor”? And more importantly — would they?
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The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff admitted that he would warn China before Trump attacked and he’s the same guy who just advised Biden not to shoot down a Chinese spy balloon until it completed its mission.
Kinda seems important.
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A little thread about cult organization to help you understand why so many Woke people are definitely in a cult but don't necessarily know it, and also why they can perpetuate the cult without ever having studied its doctrine directly.
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I know it will never happen for a variety of reasons but it really would be epic if Trump was brought in to negotiate an end to the Russia/Ukraine War. Perfect task for him. Shame it can never happen.
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Turns out “Strength through Pronouns” doesn’t deter serious countries
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Shoutout to for demonstrating my point perfectly.
You’re mindful of America. America never even enters these people’s minds unless they’re crapping on it.
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America has failed stress test after stress test. Get ready for a bumpy world because the barbarians are gonna be on the move now.
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.@JesseKellyDC warned a national embarrassment was coming to America
All things considered, a balloon is getting off easy
But who thinks it ends with the balloon?
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Happy birthday. It’s so beautiful.
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My friends are not nice. I blame you, @JesseKellyDC, you’ve done this.
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Remember when we got a virus that can be combatted with sunshine and cardiovascular health and the government shut down the gyms and told you to go back inside?
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You: How could the US military allow Chinese intel platforms over our nuclear arsenal and homes?
The US military:
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UPDATE: I’ve sustained injuries. Are they life threatening? I don’t know. This chaffing on my inner thigh feels like it might be the end. Am I bitter? No.
This is the price we professional athletes pay for our craft. Not everyone can face the beast.
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Not trying to brag but I just rode a mechanical bull and I’m not saying it went well, I’m just saying I’m retiring from radio and TV and I’ll be joining the professional bull riding tour. Be blessed everyone.
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America funded the rise of China from being some crappy backwater communist dump to the power it is today. (Thanks George Bush).
No matter where it took off from, it was paid for by America.
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Agreed. What’s your take on the balloon possibly being of American origin?
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America is led by anti-Americans now. That’s why you spend so much time frustrated about what we are and aren’t doing.
You look at this place as a wonderful blessing. Something to be protected.
Your leaders look at it as an unguarded bank to be looted.
That’s all.
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“But this is China testing us and we’re failing?”
Yeah. And?? You think the Bidens are worried about America crumbling? You think the woke losers at the Pentagon actually care?
Milley is probably texting his Chinese buddies funny memes as we speak.
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You look at the sky and see an enemy encroaching on your country. And you should. But do keep in mind that not a single leader of our cultural institutions thinks about America at all. Some of them hate it. But most, simply pay it no mind. There’s no patriotism there to stir.
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People keep saying they “want answers” for why the Chinese are allowed to fly a spy balloon in our airspace.
You sure you want those answers? Cause I’m not so sure the average American wants to know how much their leaders have sold them out for thirty pieces of silver.
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The idea wasn’t mine. But as a world-famous author, I intend to take all the credit and pretend like it was.
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This is a genius idea for a book. Can’t wait to witness what @JesseKellyDC has cooking.
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“More than anything, this is a reflection of what our culture has become….”
on Disney’s woke reboot and how this is damaging to our children…
Watch and subscribe:
youtube.com/c/MegynKelly/?
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Children being raised to embrace the nation’s new religion. All part of the US of Gay.
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If we’re not shooting down the satellite because we’re worried about it hitting innocent people, just wait to shoot it down until it’s over Washington, D.C..
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Bunch of Americans with TikTok accounts complaining about a Chinese spy balloon.
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Imagine being Taiwan right now, watching Biden allow an invasion of sovereign US airspace.
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China sent that thing as a test. They got their answer. Late stage republic.
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Reporter: "If the [Chinese spy balloon] is violating our airspace, why not take it down?"
Pentagon Spox: "We assessed that it does not pose a risk to people on the ground as it is traversing the continental United States."
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Save some chicks for the rest of us, bro.
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Today is my 1st time inside the Capitol since Jan 6. Everything looks the same but it doesn’t feel the same. Maybe I’ll get used to it again but now it feels like a visit to an historic battlefield. Out of every window you see the paths of the attackers.
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Not for communists.
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So you don’t believe in free speech? Got it.
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Look, im a bad dude. But even I know if there's a place with a bunch of fat bald dudes running the business and they seem oddly composed when I'm a robber, it's prob best to clean up my mess and pick a diff store.
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Every one of these cases should be judged on their own merit. This one has me stumped.
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Family of double amputee Anthony Lowe Jr. demand release of second video showing cops shooting him trib.al/O8h3GRg
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Why is everyone saying to shoot this down? China is watching. Everyone go pull your pants down and moon it.
These colors don’t run. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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PHOTO - Chinese spy balloon over Montana, United States — KSVI-TV
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You do know the “friendly” liberals you know would stomp your skull into the pavement if they could, right?
This myth of the gentle Leftist hippy who’s just worried about the polar bears needs to die.
~ Jesse Kelly
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Some people are evil. Some try to hide it. Trudeau's Minister of Mental Health is not doing a good job of that.
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I uniquely despise because few things make me angry like an immigrant escaping an open sewer line Somalia only to arrive on our shores and spend every waking moment dumping on the place. There really should be a mechanism to take away citizenship and deport said people.
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The most GOP thing in the history of GOP is people on the Right whining about me calling them communists when they themselves don’t even really deny it anymore. That just perfectly sums up how lame our side is.
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BREAKING: Here are the 100 House Democrats that voted against the resolution to denounce socialism.
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Kind of unreal that the president has a long-established business history with his crackhead son whose currently being investigated for corrupt foreign ties and it’s not even in the top 10 news stories we discuss every day.
That….uh….that’s kind of a big deal.
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REMINDER: People who have no chance to win will run for president because there’s no downside to running for president. Take six months and travel first class around the country. In the end, you’ll have 1% of the vote but you’ll also have much bigger name ID and a bigger brand.
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Larry Hogan: I'm giving 2024 run 'very serious consideration,' Trump won't be GOP nominee
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