Jess

@jessadamiak

comedy writer. i'm 5'5 and a half

Brooklyn, NY
watchthevertical.com/eps
Joined February 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Aug 2016

    every time i pass a line of people waitin to get in a club i tell em "rihanna left"

    1 reply 8 retweets 53 likes
  2. Jun 8

    there is an origami meet up at this panera and it is literally breaking my heart

    3 replies 1 like
  3. Jun 8

    ordering hbo go so i can watch da closed setting

    4 likes
  4. Jun 7

    my first word was 'everything means nothing'

    1 like
  5. Jun 5

    if you experience a prescription side effect listed in a TV commercial you are pretty much famous

  6. Jun 3

    best part about getting cat called by a creepy old man is that u don't have to go stag to the wedding

    2 likes
  7. Jun 2

    keep mixing up trash talking and talking dirty

    6 likes
  8. May 29

    life hack: extend your holiday vacay by riding your citibike into the hudson

    4 likes
  9. May 22

    felt kinda sad today but then i saw a couple in matching jogging suits fighting in the street

    8 likes
  10. May 19

    money is dirty but everybody in this west village tapas bar is so goddamn clean ?

    1 like
  11. May 16

    how come society doesn't start at noon

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 13

    Let's just say, if I knew how to curl my hair, you all would treat me VERY differently

    1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
  13. May 12

    gave him the "girlfriend experience" and he asked for his money back

    3 likes
  14. May 11

    fell through a subway grate and hey it's peaceful here

    4 likes
  15. May 10

    what every trump supporter's face looks like rn

    4 likes
  16. May 9

    when the home page looks like it's time to 2 hit the streets

    3 likes
  17. May 8

    if a cafe doesn't have a hook for your bag in its bathroom you get your entire meal for free

    3 likes
  18. May 6

    never saw "cats" except during a matinee at sea world

  19. May 4

    just passed a restaurant called "pizza beach" and i don't like it

    2 likes
  20. May 4

    got my first cartoon in the new yorker

    1 retweet 6 likes
  21. May 3

    my startup idea is cops that don't kill children

    3 retweets 13 likes

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