Apparently hippo meat has a mild flavor with gamey undertones. “It can be best compared to beef but is better and more flavorful than regular cow meat.” https://buff.ly/3ulHsOY
I went on safari in South Africa. Saw a hippo running in the distance. They can hit 30mph on land. Both funniest and scariest thing I have ever seen. You will be trampled and gobbled whilst curled in a ball, rolling in the dirt laughing. Hard pass.