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When I put some nuts out for the squirrel, what does he think? Hope he doesn't think of himself as a criminal because I entrapped him with an irresistible walnut.

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12:37 AM · Nov 9, 2020Twitter Web App

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He thinks: "I'm fittin ta try deez nutz"

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Does he see you putting the nuts out?

Jesse Powell

@jespow

Nov 9, 2020

Not sure.. he jumps in to the bushes & trees nearby when he sees me come out. He did come back to get the nuts shortly after I went back inside though so he probably was watching.

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I planted a peach tree... they think it's theirs and didn't leave me any.

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I love squirrels. Squirrels are the best.

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I did this with my bird seed. Tons of sunflower seeds right on my porch. Year 1; they only eat when I’m not there, baby birds going crazy though. Year 2; birds eating all the god damn time, still cautious. Squirrels giving me the hiss. Year 3; squirrels stop running.