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Hipster Alchemy 🧪 Phase 1⃣ Reagents: * $1 Avocado * $0.10 slice of bread Recipe: 1. Mash $1 Avocado 2. Toast $0.10 slice of bread 3. Place mashed Avocado on Toast Reward 🎉 1x $8 Avocado Toast Phase 2⃣ Disenchant: * Avocado Toast Reward 🎉 1x $9 Avocado Mash 1x $3 Toast 💰
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tartine is selling an “avocado mash” that from the looks of it appears to literally be an unseasoned squashed avocado for 9 dollars
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Plant the avocado seed (yes, you can actually grow a tree from a seed) and with a low enough time preference, repeat Phase 1 and 2 infinitely :) $1 avocado for a lifetime of avocado mash 🥑🥑🥑
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