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If your government were going to offer a VIP program for high-earning taxpayers to keep you loyal and local, what would be in it? Examples: * no tolls * no parking fines * no DMV waiting * cool stickers * lunch with the prez/govnr/mayor * invitation to annual Tax Ballers Gala

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Hector

@hectorr159

Apr 7, 2019

Everyone would get really mad about 1-3, but 5-6 are just called lobbying.

Jesse Powell

@jespow

Apr 7, 2019

Govts could just sell these services outright and they'd pay for themselves. Don't want to wait at the DMV? No problem, that'll be $1000 extra per visit. Don't want to deal with the hassles of parking limitations/meters? No problem, that'll be $5,000/mo.

Hector

@hectorr159

Apr 7, 2019

Seems like allowing the wealthy to skip the line at the DMV might be the quickest way to bring back the guillotine back into fashion.

Jesse Powell

@jespow

Apr 7, 2019

I dunno.. you don't see people getting executed for buying the express pass at Disneyland, or taking advantage of valet parking. In some states, you can do most DMV functions at a AAA.

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Jesse Powell

@jespow

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@mongoosenewyork

This wouldn't be for anyone elected -- it'd be for the VIP taxpayer tier.

11:05 PM · Apr 7, 2019Twitter Web Client