Jerome Faria

@jeromefaria

Software engineer. Music enthusiast. Fluent in sarcasm.

Lisbon, Portugal
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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 16

    Opinions – even though consistently of poor taste – are my own and do not reflect whatever the fuck you think is appropriate.

    3 retweets 8 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    A reminder of just how truly, despicably awful Trump is: He literally stole money from kids with cancer.

    How Donald Trump shifted kids-cancer charity money into his business:
    35 replies 633 retweets 969 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    There are no such things as bugs, only unintended features™.

    10 replies 77 retweets 314 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    If a vampire gets AIDS from one of its victims, is it considered an STD or food poisoning?

    65 replies 1,645 retweets 4,812 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    looking at my own ~/.bash_history like

    7 replies 207 retweets 571 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Me: Hello yes I need new sweatpants I'm running a marathon this weekend. Lady: That's great what kind of marathon? Me: Game of Thrones.

    1 reply 15 retweets 56 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    oh no

    67 replies 3,351 retweets 9,336 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Whoever made this was so 100%

    285 replies 585 retweets 1,272 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    *Googles fun activities for summer for people with no friends*

    2 replies 7 retweets 22 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I will never let you forget about the sloth that looks vaguely like Liam Gallagher

    2 replies 24 retweets 46 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    whoever jumped on this so quick is a fucking genius...

    1 retweet 2 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    "Earth to Trump: Fuck you", projection on the US embassy in Berlin.. those Germans give zero fucks and I love it.

    1 reply 17 retweets 45 likes
  13. Jun 2

    These are the words of a REAL president,

    Statement on the US' withdrawal from the Paris climate agreements.
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    At this point, can we please agree to not mean the when we say "leader of the free world"?

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  15. Jun 2

    Fucking orange motherfucker. 😡

    MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
    4 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    I'd bet on one reason Trump backed out of the climate deal: Revenge. A healthy environment is important to those who have opposed him.

    996 replies 4,531 retweets 24,025 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Decision to withdraw from the was wrong for our planet. Apple is committed to fight climate change and we will never waver.

    1,851 replies 15,907 retweets 42,268 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    The meaning of life is to keep yourself busy with unnecessary shit and eventually youll be dead forever.

    2 replies 115 retweets 360 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    We're ready for you, Lisbon...

    94 replies 1,722 retweets 5,355 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    holy shit, home page right now:

    206 replies 31,585 retweets 50,646 likes
  21. Jun 1

    Good guy

    Elon Musk leaving Trump advisory councils following Paris agreement withdrawal by
    1 like

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