Jeremy Kaplowitz

@jeremysmiles

Editor in Chief of & unfortunately a podcast host & RIP Lizard People of NY & campaign manager & he/him

New York City
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Joined October 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 7

    check out my new video for 🙃

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  2. 16 hours ago

    oh no

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  3. Jul 15

    Trying to protest Amazon but I hate finding out every alternative company is also owned by Amazon. I just went to pet my cat and I noticed he had "Prime" shaved into his belly

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  4. Jul 14

    ugh this is so embarrassing, asked me to do a verse on an old town road remix and i blew it so hard that they just scrapped the whole thing

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  5. Jul 13

    this is my impression of a youtuber at a deli ordering a sandwich

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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    My campaign manager started a petition to make gamers a protected class. I'm so proud of the work this campaign is doing. Full video:

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  7. Jul 12

    i wrote this one. not sure how disney will recover now that i've utterly wrecked their new film online

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  8. Jul 11

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  9. Jul 10

    GEORGE RR MARTIN IS A FUCKING HACK

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  10. Jul 10

    I have been Ace Watkins' campaign manager for two days, and while it has been incredibly rewarding, it has also been a challenge. I've stressed time and time again that we need to sell his bath water if we want to have a serious campaign, but he refuses to make money this way

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  11. Jul 9

    uhhhh this ain't it chief

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    I have been called a leftist, a socialist, and communist. Call me what you want, but we all deserve to live in a world where the Adobe Creative Suite is free.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    i had the pleasure of being on 's super mario bros. super show podcast + it was a BLAST! if you don't know about it, the show is absolutely surreal. bleak, even.

    HEY PAISANOS! The great was on our podcast to discuss 'The Adventures of Sherlock Mario.' The gang seeks the help of the world's greatest detective Herlock Solmes (??) to free the Princess' people from King Koopa (???) by insulting him for failing kindergarten (????)
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  14. Jul 9

    Someone asked to be a guest on my podcast but said he couldn't promise to not get very political. My podcast is about the 1989 Super Mario Bros cartoon

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  15. Jul 8

    very excited to announce my new job as the campaign manager for Ace Watkins, the first Gamer to be President of the United States

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    America, it’s time for a Gamer to be President. My name is Ace Watkins and I am ready to be that Gamer. I urge you to peep my announcement video and smash that retweet button. The future of our country depends on it.
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    Jul 8

    America, it’s time for a Gamer to be President. My name is Ace Watkins and I am ready to be that Gamer. I urge you to peep my announcement video and smash that retweet button. The future of our country depends on it.

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  17. Jul 6

    people keep laughing at my porn and jerking off at my comedy someone please teach me how to fix this

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  18. Jul 4

    happy fourth of july! here's why I think Tom Cruise should be considered a founding father: - made Top Gun - took spy movies away from England by making MI better than James Bond - almost certainly owns slaves

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  19. Jul 3

    my office??? the STAGE my boss???????? the AUDIENCE my co-workers????????????? the little LIGHTS and shit on the ceiling and also a MICROPHONE

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  20. Jul 3

    let me be absolutely clear: spiders NEVER fall

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  21. Jul 3

    spider-man, spider-man does whatever a spider can spins a web, never falls fights interdimensional jake gyllenhaal look out here comes the spider-man

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