Jeremy Kaplowitz

@jeremysmiles

Editor in Chief of & unfortunately a podcast host & RIP Lizard People of NY & campaign manager & he/him

New York City
Joined October 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 7

    check out my new video for 🙃

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  2. 16 hours ago
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  3. Jul 15

    Trying to protest Amazon but I hate finding out every alternative company is also owned by Amazon. I just went to pet my cat and I noticed he had "Prime" shaved into his belly

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  4. Jul 14

    ugh this is so embarrassing, asked me to do a verse on an old town road remix and i blew it so hard that they just scrapped the whole thing

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  5. Jul 13

    this is my impression of a youtuber at a deli ordering a sandwich

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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    My campaign manager started a petition to make gamers a protected class. I'm so proud of the work this campaign is doing. Full video:

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  7. Jul 12

    i wrote this one. not sure how disney will recover now that i've utterly wrecked their new film online

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  8. Jul 11
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  9. Jul 10

    GEORGE RR MARTIN IS A FUCKING HACK

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  10. Jul 10

    I have been Ace Watkins' campaign manager for two days, and while it has been incredibly rewarding, it has also been a challenge. I've stressed time and time again that we need to sell his bath water if we want to have a serious campaign, but he refuses to make money this way

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  11. Jul 9

    uhhhh this ain't it chief

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    I have been called a leftist, a socialist, and communist. Call me what you want, but we all deserve to live in a world where the Adobe Creative Suite is free.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    i had the pleasure of being on 's super mario bros. super show podcast + it was a BLAST! if you don't know about it, the show is absolutely surreal. bleak, even.

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  14. Jul 9

    Someone asked to be a guest on my podcast but said he couldn't promise to not get very political. My podcast is about the 1989 Super Mario Bros cartoon

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  15. Jul 8

    very excited to announce my new job as the campaign manager for Ace Watkins, the first Gamer to be President of the United States

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    America, it’s time for a Gamer to be President. My name is Ace Watkins and I am ready to be that Gamer. I urge you to peep my announcement video and smash that retweet button. The future of our country depends on it.

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  17. Jul 6

    people keep laughing at my porn and jerking off at my comedy someone please teach me how to fix this

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  18. Jul 4

    happy fourth of july! here's why I think Tom Cruise should be considered a founding father: - made Top Gun - took spy movies away from England by making MI better than James Bond - almost certainly owns slaves

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  19. Jul 3

    my office??? the STAGE my boss???????? the AUDIENCE my co-workers????????????? the little LIGHTS and shit on the ceiling and also a MICROPHONE

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  20. Jul 3

    let me be absolutely clear: spiders NEVER fall

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  21. Jul 3

    spider-man, spider-man does whatever a spider can spins a web, never falls fights interdimensional jake gyllenhaal look out here comes the spider-man

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