Jeremy Kaplowitz

@jeremysmiles

editor in chief & campaign manager & podcast & king shitter

New York City (Big Apple)
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. lis 2019.

    I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"

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  2. prije 2 sata
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  3. prije 2 sata

    george rr martin is confident he can finish up the iowa results by 5pm

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  4. prije 5 sati

    me after iowa knowing they killed jeffrey epstein in prison and nothing happened ‾\_(ツ)_/‾

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    HEY PAISANOS! and from Talking Simpsons join us on to discuss THE PROVOLONE RANGER. Mario's in the Wild West where they give him a fucking GUN. Meanwhile in the live action, Captain Lou seemingly kills an actual fish.

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  6. prije 7 sati

    a swing state is where sometimes people fuck a different party's spouse

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  7. prije 8 sati

    we all laughed at the New York Times for endorsing two candidates for president but now the DNC is trying to see if we can nominated zero

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  8. really disgusting to see Mayor Cheat trending this morning. it should be FORMER Mayor Cheat

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    3. velj
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  10. 3. velj
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    IT'S VOTE BERNIE SANDERS DAY!

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  12. 3. velj

    wrote another wretched article for

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  13. 3. velj
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  14. 3. velj

    organizing my calendar

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  15. 3. velj

    can't believe i have to defend trump but you shouldn't be allowed to name it kansas city if it's not in kansas. it should be a rule

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  16. 3. velj

    it's crazy how quickly times have changed considering how mad everyone was at Janet Jackson's halftime show in 2004 but no one says a word when every player on both teams kisses each other on the lips to say "good game" after they play

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  17. 2. velj

    yes a lot of people who cannot afford their own home support bernie

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  18. 31. sij

    the series accidentally kills off their favorite character (Han) in the third movie (Tokyo Drift) so then sets the next two movies before the events of that one just so he can be in them. F&F 5 and 6 BOTH end with Han being like "you know what? I guess now I'm gonna go to Japan"

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  19. 31. sij

    furious 7 features an actual sword fight between jason statham and vin diesel but they are using a windshield wiper and giant wrench. vin stomps on the ground and it crumbles. vin diesel DIES but is brought back to life (specifically NOT with CPR which fails) but with family

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  20. 31. sij

    in furious 7, the characters fly cars in TWO separate scenes. vin diesel accidentally crashes through the terracotta army and it's not even mentioned. the rock flexes out of a cast on his arm and says "daddy's gotta go to work." he drives an ambulance off a bridge onto a drone

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  21. 31. sij

    the fast and the furious series is the #1 superhero franchise ever made. it is about a group of people whose superpower is cars. i love it so much

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