Y’all are so fucking stupid.
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Someone I hooked up with in college decided to send me this tonight. I love the internet.
You: Who are the best actors?
Me:
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I went down a rabbit hole w this kid named D today and i don’t regret it at all.
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Remembering the time Frank Ocean politely asked to take my picture at the Met Gala and I said “only if I can take yours” and he acquiesced.
Upon seeing the picture he asked me to send it to him and I went to Instagram to dm it. He said “no...” then gingerly gave me his number.
Just told Timotheé that I’m trying to party like MOLIÈRE tonight and meant it.
Someone bring me a wig.
I’ve been waiting to go on this hoe trip for damn near 6 years....let’s go... in theatres this summer 🤪🥰😍
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Y’all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! It’s kinda long but full of suspense
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Y’all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! It’s kinda long but full of suspense
Got to listen to Syd’s track, PLASTIC OFF THE SOFA, with her last night in the middle of a Tokyo 🌈bar last night. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I’m screaming. I’m screaming.
I admire you so much and I’ll take this to dms soon but and so many women the last 4 years have made me want to be a more active citizen after years of feeling disenfranchised.
Also let’s discuss recreating the Federal Theatre Project. 😭😭
I think it’s time to have a conversation about Diane Sawyer being one of the media’s greatest tools of misogyny in the aughts. Her interviews w #BritneySpears #WhitneyHouston are truly some of the most vile from an era particularly vile to women in the limelight.
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Like honestly has there ever been a baddie as bad as Toni Morrison? A woman who published her first novel at 39 after waking up every morning at 4 to write before getting her kids to school and going to work editing books by white men then ended up winning the full NOBEL PRIZE???
I DARE EACH OF YOU TO SEND THIS EXACT TEXT RIGHT NOW TO SOMEONE, ANYONE IN YOUR PHONE!
I’ll go first! twitter.com/MatthewKBegbie
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If you’re a trans person who loved Sophie and are feeling it hard today put your Venmo and your favorite song / playlist below and I’ll Venmo you enough to order takeout or a good bottle of wine tonight.
Dont know what the cap is but will do it till Venmo runs out of balance.
if someone takes a picture of you with someone, it doesn’t mean you’re choosing to have a public relationship or something.*
This is hell and it might be time for police in Arizona to start accidentally shooting whites...
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“Post AIDs epidemic we were left w the incels and the uglies who couldn’t fuck...and that’s why yalls art is bad” - my queen Fran Liebowitz. twitter.com/phyllisstein/s
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Happy anniversary to Harry’s iconic performance (special shout out to @juliothesquare & for inspiring me to AUDIBLY LAUGH during Sarah Lee) & also happy anniversary to me buying my first NYC winter coat ...it suits me 🥰.
So the girls have found out about Malcolm & Marie 😍.
Excited for the world to meet the 60s film star. And JDW, a modern Brando.
When broadway returns Fall 202? give the ppl what they REALLY want.
A Legally Blonde revival.
I make fun of drama school a lot but I do miss crying in a room with people I hate.
Lady Gaga in Custom Schiaperelli??? Yes. My mother raised me right.
Pro Tip: During my Pomodoro writing breaks I watch BTS music videos to remind me that whatever I’m doing isn’t as difficult as inexplicably taking over the world as a group of beautiful young polyglots from Korea in a pop landscape that privileges European languages and boys.
To say this is exciting is an understatement.
But what fills me with the pride and exhilaration is the fact that wouldn’t take my initial “No, thank you” and asked what I wanted most then delivered: A way to share tv $$ with theatre artists.
Just got off w/ accountant:
After making close-ish to a million dollars in 2020 while paying rent in NYC & living in Europe, donating w a quarter of my earnings, saving half and buying my family a house...I still have a normal amount of money...
No one should be a billionaire.
I shouldn’t be saying this but w/e...this speech is a perfect example of why Joaquin is one of the actors who I’m so excited to be writing for this year.
He came to visit me in New Haven and I fell in love.
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Also you guys I know it’s fun to make fun of ppl who say silly things but I personally can’t imagine being wildly articulate during a press conference after leaving a tour, crossing an ocean, and entering a 90° F island city designed from the imagination of a precocious child.
TALKBACK TAMMY LITERALLY CAME IN TODAY AND ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR GENERAL MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
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Imma tell my kids this was The Blind Side
Reviving classic white plays with ppl of color instead of investing in reviving classic work by people of color is still white supremacy.
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what theatre opinion would get you in this situation?
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For those who don’t know the math that’s a week’s worth of Broadway sales for a successful musical with tickets at an avg of $100 raised from ONE performance digitally with tickets at pay what you can...
This can be the #accessible future.
#anyonecancook & #anyonecancreate
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You did it! You raised over $1 million to benefit @TheActorsFund! But we aren’t done yet. Tickets are still on sale all weekend long on @TodayTix.
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Yo...it’s actually so wild to think 8 years ago I saw my first movie and thought I’m gonna make a movie with them.
& 5 years ago I got a retweet from Zola saying “I NEED TO MAKE THIS A MOVIE”.
And here we are now...making a Florida set a24 movie with my best friend. 😭
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They call the children who grew up on GEN Z for A REASON.
Y’all truly aren’t ready for how much talent she’s gonna hit us with over the next decade.
Jennifer coolidge’s speech was 10/10 no notes should be studied. That’s how you recognize a career and your collaborators with humor and grace.
Lysistrata 2020
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Lil Wayne's Girlfriend Broke Up With Him After He Endorsed Donald Trump lovebscott.com/lil-waynes-gir
See how exciting a musical film adaptation can be when u actually LIGHT IT, SHOOT IT, AND CHOREOGRAPH IT EXPRESSIVELY!!??
It’s an expressive medium. Every element has to EXPRESS!
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Remember when y’all were calling him Zaddy?
The eulogies written won’t cover a quarter of the impact you had on every theatre artist working today.
Your corporeal absence will be felt at the openings of new artists you often attended (including mine—thank you) but you will continue living in so many works.
RIP Sondheim
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#BREAKING - Barbados PM Mia Mottley announces that Barbadian songstress @rihanna has offered to purchase ventilators worth a total BB$1.4 million (US$700,000) for Barbados as it tackles the coronavirus pandemic
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Tina Fey demanding to lockaway all the blackface 30 Rock episodes in the NBC vault is such a farce bc like...girl you wrote them...barely a decade ago?
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Of course @jeremyoharris returned to #LNSM with a challenge for @SethMeyers.
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HARSH WRITING ADVICE:
YOU DON'T READ ENOUGH. READ MORE FROM THE PAST. READ MORE FROM THE PRESENT. READ OTHER WRITERS IN YOUR PEER GROUP TO READ WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS.
Merry 💋XXX💋-Mas 💄🎄!
Who’s ready to vibe over ho 💅🏾- ho 👯♀️- ho 💦isms ???
Because 💗ZOLA💗 is coming.
Page Six: Louis CK buys water for an older woman at Slave Play
Me: He’s a sex offender who returned to society with school shooting jokes and not apologies...
: Our spies tell us he was a perfect 👌🏿 gentleman 🥰.
Me: over 10 different women accused CK of misconduct.
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Just wrote 20 pages of a screenplay while tweeting all day and listening to Fine Line on repeat.
makes music that fuels black ppl and black ppl only.
Merry Xmas.!
V excited to go to GA in December and tell everyone to vote for this hottie.
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The cops woke up today and chose “non violence 🌈✨😊✨🌈”
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Whoa: Trump supporters going at it with the police on the steps of the Capitol as Congress counts the Electoral College ballots inside twitter.com/KBoomhauer/sta
"Typically grossed between $300k and $500k, a tally at the lower end of Broadway’s ranks. But it wasn’t for a lack of attendees—just the opposite. “Slave Play” often played to weekly audiences of at least 90% capacity."
PLAYS SHOULDN'T BE A LUXURY ITEM.
Happy Father’s Day to all the moms who told their kids “we don’t need him and he’ll come crawling out of the woodwork one day when he needs you” or some version of that on late nights when tv dads and pasta couldn’t dam the tears.
You guys is truly the best rich friend Bc I just went through and counted and he literally bought 19 ppl pairs of tix to and that’s such a fucking generous give to a cheeky ask.
Thank you Seth! I hope the ppl who get to go write me what they think! 😝
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So playwright @jeremyoharris tricked me into buying @slaveplaybway tickets for the first ten people to tweet us after the show. They were quickly claimed and we hope they all enjoy! Well played, Jeremy!
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Two things I learned today about the Type of theatre maker I am:
When my idol texts that she’s running late. I hold the curtain for her.
When my idol texts me during a play I’ve written, I respond.
What do u call that thing where u fully wake up but stay in bed on your phone mindlessly scrolling for three more hours?
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I mean truly! He’s keeping one light lit in my house and two San Pelligrinos in my fridge.
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I’ll never forget the time woody harrelson brought a 23 yr old me along to bill maher’s house in the hills where i watched him sit on a swing, smoke a joint, and casually say “nigga” no less than 8 times in casual conversation.
Bills back, baby...🤡🤡🤡
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Bill's back, baby! Starting the clock on a new episode of #RealTime @HBO this Friday at 10PM.
Just went down a rabbit hole and can’t help thinking about the years of PTSD a whole generation of medical workers will suffer from...sending another wave of love out now.
For a little black gay boy who reached for the stars from the south there were few people I could look up to up there amongst the stars who looked like me just more fab except for you Andre.
For a generation of boysAndre Leon Talley was a beacon of grace and aspiration. RIP 👑
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Yall...
that doesn’t even compare to the email I got from my COLLEGE ROOMMATE, now men’s rights activist (?)...
the day of my broadway opening.
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My success caused him the type of psychotic break that can’t be contained in FOUR SCREENSHOTS.
What is wrong with these men?
When I found out was happening one of the first things I said was, “How will my friends afford this?” My producing team and I made accessibility a priority for ppl like me who never saw broadway shows Bc of $$, now 10,000 seats will be $39
i told my manager & agents when i got offered the hbo deal that it was nice to be given a seat at the table but I wanted a plus 2...and they laughed and then I was like
...no but I'm serious...then they let them know.
and we got it.
I'm gonna get off the neck of the kind ppl trying to write about Zola soon...but...there's a director and it wasn't they are our studio...
REMEMBER THE NAME:
JANICZA BRAVO...DIRECTOR & CO-WRITER. (PIC BELOW)
It's misogynoir to invisibilize her work.
Obviously my first response is to say "insane", make a "Thanks Amy Cooper" joke, or just remind everyone all the people these awards generally ignore but i can't do that.
Im lit crying.
In Shock.
A play about black inferiority, psychic death, & chattel slavery. Most ever?
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I’m actually weeping uncontrollably rn THATS MY GIRL!!!!!!! Congrats Joaquina you are truly ESTABLISHED BY GOD! From the minute you walked into our audition room I knew you were truly one of the greatest actresses I’d have the honor of working with. I love you! #tonyawards
Tomorrow we take a hoe trip to Florida.
You coming?
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'Zola' screenwriter @jeremyoharris signs with IMG Models (exclusive) thr.cm/t85a2EV
the way i've outlined this...
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a movie in the style of zola but it's about azealia banks' weekend trapped in elon musk's house
A pandemic shouldn’t inspire “affordable” tickets. A pandemic shouldn’t inspire “affordable” tickets. A pandemic shouldn’t inspire “affordable” tickets. A pandemic shouldn’t inspire “affordable” tickets. A pandemic shouldn’t inspire “affordable” tickets.
What’s wrong w/ y’all??
Are you talented or are you hot? A good question to ask yourself in the mirror every morning.
I so so rarely am CREAMING over the pens of American made things, it’s just not really my taste usually.
BUT THIS PEN? THIS PEN IS OLD WAY! That writers room goes AWF!!!! NO SKIPS! ALL HITS NO MISSES!!!
True southern gothic lit shit.
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Don’t miss ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE,’ now streaming on Max until October 31st.
Kamala waking up this morning:
“Certified VEEP
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
W*T A*S P**SY
MAKING THE GOP WEAK”
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My grandmother who was a part of the coalition of southern black church going voters who secured Biden the nomination and now have gotten him the presidency is v v happy.
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This is written like a watt pad but I swear it was true...
If TIME wasn’t cancelled what could my 2020 have looked like?