Jeremy McLellanOvjeren akaunt

@JeremyMcLellan

Comedian, Catholic, member of the Muslim Cousinhood, US Ambassador to the Pindi Boyz, Host of . For bookings contact rtigerman@levitytalent.com

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    A Muslim in London just told me Merry Christmas. I smiled and said and Happy Ramadan to you. A beautiful moment of interfaith harmony and a stunning rebuke of Brexit. Then she said but it’s not Ramadan and I said listen granny stop ruining this fake story I need the retweets.

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    In between these columns, Bernie started surging in the Iowa polls This is way, way, way beyond parody. It's truly performance art at this point

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    Pete Buttigieg managed to spike the most important poll which showed him in third the day before the caucus. He seems to have some ties to the company that developed the App that is supposed to count the vote totals. He is now declaring victory before ANY results are reported.

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  4. Goodnight everybody!

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  5. Pete Buttigieg is the antichrist.

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  6. Calling it now. Trump’s gonna win a third term.

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  7. After tonight I will never vote for Pete. If that makes me racist then so be it (still not sure who he is).

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    >app in charge of calculating results is called fucking 'Shadow' >Pete's campaign helped pay for it >"quality control" happens >results showing sanders winning memory holed >Pete declares himself winner on stage minutes ago despite no official results being posted yet

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    Not great optics here, folks: - Dems paid company literally called Shadow to create caucus app - Buttigieg campaign also paid Shadow, FEC records show - Caucus app fails - Buttigieg declares himself Iowa winner with no results

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    the Iowa caucus app had information that could have led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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  11. Not to mention the real menace of the skies: the tuna sandwiches I’ve seen/smelled white people eat on planes

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  12. Assuming no one else has stumbled on this world play you can expect me on Netflix by the end of the year 🤞

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  13. Why do they pay me the big bucks? Well, you ever notice the word “caucus” sounds like “cock us.” Like, it’s got the word “cock” (penis) in it? I dunno, just something I’m considering making a hilarious tweet about. 😉

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  15. Iowa will greet us as liberators

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  16. If they do steal the election from Bernie I hope they go big. I want to see Arab dictator level voter fraud. Biden wins with 99.99% of the vote. you know you want to.

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  17. ran out of food so i’m stealing from the baby

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  18. Making people lose faith in democracy is Iowa’s only positive contribution to American life

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  19. birth is a ridiculous way to decide the ruler now who wants to toss the coin this time

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  20. great night for monarchists

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