Jeremy Drysdale

@jeremydrysdale

Writer of films, TV & books, but not in that order. I like to overpromise and underdeliver, with a surprising lack of panache. Enthusiastic juggler.

Farnham & Los Angeles
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Sep 2015

    "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face". Mike Tyson.

    1 reply 16 retweets 34 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    I've just sneezed into an expensive, untouched cappuccino. Do I:

  3. 5 hours ago

    Here are your most commonly misspelled porn search terms. You're welcome.
  4. 7 hours ago

    You know that moment where everything is so terrible, so unutterably awful, that things can only get better? This is now that moment.

  5. 9 hours ago

    Of course it is.

    Sharknado 5 is now called "Sharknado 5: Global Swarming." Its tagline? "Make America bait again."
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  6. 11 hours ago

    Fargo is back. I really love Fargo. That's pretty much it.

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  7. Jun 1

    The latest polls are in.

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  8. Jun 1

    This.

    For you die-hards, the board for ep 307 "Expenses," with some extra stuff that was cut before & after filming.
  9. Jun 1

    A tip: If you start with "so this happened", no-one is going to read anything past that point. Also: "you're welcome". You're welcome.

    2 replies 3 likes
  10. May 31

    Just said to wife"...and I do seem to be sweating less from the head" and thus effortlessly win the award for sexiest man on Twitter.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    PUBLISHED TODAY – order your copy of my new book KILLING GOLDFINGER, follow up to my 2016 bestseller SEXY BEASTS

    3 retweets 1 like
  12. May 31

    When the Political Editor of the New Statesman calls an audience 'the most left-wing in any election debate', I'm guessing he would know.

    This feels like most left-wing audience in any election debate.
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  13. May 31

    Happy birthday, Clint.

    4 likes
  14. May 31

    . - grinning like a maniac after making a U-turn isn't a good look when you've just spent a week criticising U-turns

    1 reply
  15. May 31

    Corbyn is apparently now okay with U-turns. What a farce.

    2 replies 1 like
  16. May 31

    So Corbyn apparently will now be on the TV debate tonight, after all. I'm a bit confused, because yesterday U-turns were bad.

  17. May 31

    This is a fun thing. You should read it.

    Are These the Five Best Plot Points in Movie History?
  18. May 30

    There's little doubt that the best way to start the day is to wake screaming at half-four with agonising cramp.

  19. May 30

    Anyone who wants to know whether there is any antisemitism within doesn't have far to go.

    Jeremy Corbyn vows to take action against hate crime - he could do worse than look at some of the bilge poured on Emma Barnett today
    4 retweets 6 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 30

    Imagine you're a fly on your wall watching yourself for 1 week; Do you respect you or are you ashamed of you? 'tLie

    I thought I'd tag u scum bags in this
    34 replies 16 retweets 85 likes
  21. May 30

    I've read this and it's utterly glorious! Do yourself a favour, buy it and take it on holiday.

    MURDER, STOLEN GOLD BULLION AND TIMESHARE FRAUD How John Palmer became Gangster Number One. My new book KILLING GOLDFINGER out Thursday
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