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Moored at a farm along the Thames, but was out when they came by to collect their fee. Honour system in place for this scenario
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Deliberately a challenging setting: a normal room with side window causing shadow from mic on my face.
Opal camera defaults to a portrait-mode bokeh effect which I turned off for the comparison
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⬅️Built-in webcam on 14" M1 MacBook Pro
Opal camera, with all effects turned off ➡️
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Wanna see samples!
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Ordered months ago, prior to Continuity Camera announcement.
I prefer fewer bits of hardware, so I'll be interested to see if this has a place in my future compared to just getting a good iPhone mount
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(apologies as always for going from populist emoji content to completely out of touch boat content, this is a failure of a twitter account, I know)
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I've stayed on this stretch of the Thames before, and the bailiff is the most prompt I've seen. Pull up boat, step outside, boom. Bailiff.
(sign says up to 24h but they let you stay a few days in my experience)
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can't moor out the front of this old building in Windsor for some reason
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Leaving Limehouse heading upstream on the tidal Thames mostly involves knowing which bridge arches to navigate, and staying out of the way of the Thames Clippers.
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After a few years cruising the UK, I'm finally doing the entirety of the Thames. Left London a week ago, heading via Oxford far upstream as I can navigate. Enjoying the river getting slowly narrower and calmer day by day.
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Not a bad place to spend the week, mooring on the Thames in Windsor
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Damn the algorithm change suppressing this good tweet
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SHIRTS THAT GO HARD
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Join me for a quick trip through Islington tunnel in central London vm.tiktok.com/ZMN4wAJJK/
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okay when was anyone going to tell me QuickTime player got basic editing stuff back, like merging clips
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a bot that posts "Wow, great work!" and "Congratulations" on every LinkedIn post
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Shops in Windsor and Eton stuck in the last century
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Advisory bike lane for all of 3m, gutter blocking exit, all merge to shared path 🥴
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“hide me from all friends and family” would be the best setting on TikTok
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For many months now, as I wrote about here, TikTok has been aggressively trying to get people to follow their friends and family. The problem is that absolutely no one wants to see the horrifyingly cringe videos people they know are making wired.com/story/tiktok-f
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oh yes a nice bike contraflo…h no
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24H of whatever this is, thanks to all my OOMFies
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not falling for this again
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Replying to @jeremyburge
hey mr burge guess what
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I taught my Grandma what 🫰means and now every message
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I’m quite sure I don’t have this power
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E7 = funny tweet from someone who likes anime
OOMF = one of my followers
But none of these people are my followers. I can only assume I’m trapped in a meme to make moderate olds confused. Appreciate the lessons, kids. Keeps me young.
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E7 = Eureka 7 anime. Warped into some kind of meme where it now means a funny tweet?
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nah I’m okay I got the gist already thanks
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Replying to @jeremyburge
it’s okay ariana grande only learned about it in 2018 mashable.com/article/ariana
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omg I am old, how is this new to me
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oomf = one of my followers, moot = mutual
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Am I the goat? I don’t think I’m the goat here. Reluctantly about to Google E7, keep me in your thoughts
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Officially don’t have any idea what is happening in my mentions today, but how do you do fellow kids
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spillover from the clock app might be to blame/thank
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Not to brag but I seem to have attracted a younger audience on here recently 🥴
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Goood morning I am being stoic but actually having my entire home out here is less fun than it looks
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Most of the year I’m just on quiet, sensible, safe canals. But sometimes a big river calls, and I need to attach my anchor. Yes I only know three knots, and this is one of them.
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If personalised ads work so well, why was I served this ad
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£10 a night for a guaranteed mooring in the middle of London? I’ll take it.
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I tried this exact recipe except I substituted rice cakes for the crackers and tepid water for the cheese to make it a bit more low-cal. Soggy, tasteless. My kids hated it. Would not recommend this recipe to friends or family.
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