(((J.E. Reich)))

@jereichwrites

Yr nightly/weekend news writer , seen , , & more. Formerly . /Best of the Net nom. . Book: The Demon Room

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2011

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    When I daydream about being the writer equivalent of a rock star, I try to be realistic. Like, "I'll be the literary Bret Michaels."

  2. Oh, and the icing on the cake? My friend & neighbor just told me that he sends her inappropriate texts late at night.

  3. Hope he enjoys his Fourth of July BBQ on a grill that is powered by MY GAYEST RAGE.

  4. He refuses to fix it today and made me cancel a trip to see my GF upstate so that I can let him in tomorrow. Nemesis: MADE.

  5. The best Fourth of July speech in history is by Frederick Douglass:

  6. And honestly, as someone who up until today has worked every federal holiday since high school, if you're on call, you're on call.

  7. Starting to wonder if this is all some sort of elaborate metaphor for institutionalized male privilege?

  8. ...the ceiling is leaking again and he's still swearing by the fact that nothing is wrong.

  9. And after all this, HE STILL REFUSES TO LISTEN TO US. HI SEXISM HOW INGRATIATED YOU ARE!

  10. More or less like, "OH COOL LET'S WEAKEN THE CEILING EVEN MORE."

  11. The super came back after I sent him pics of the caved-in ceiling. His immediate response to this was to bang on the ceiling with a broom

  12. precisely. I said why do you expect me to trust you when you won't trust me?

  13. *own home. Sorry, typos happen when your apartment is falling to pieces because some dude who is on call is fine with one us getting hurt.

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  15. And absurdly, this can all be traced to sexism: a man didn't like that ladies were second-guessing his obviously erroneous diagnosis.

  16. To top it all off, some of our ceiling literally JUST caved in and fell, which could have hurt one of us pretty badly.

  17. We were yelled at by this man in our home home, who threw humiliating and hurtful remarks our way b/c we asked him to DO HIS JOB.

  18. So lemme get this straight: despite the very obvious damage the apartment incurred & undeniable danger posed, somehow WE'RE in the wrong?!

  19. There was indisputably a plumbing issue, but he waved off our concerns with no actual explanation, then yelled at us for "not trusting" him

  20. One of the said leaks also occurred directly above the fuse box and circuit breaker, putting us at high risk for a potential electrical fire

  21. i.e., a degenerative disease.

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