you come upon me outside my humble forest home and are surprised to find me reading a book instead of chopping wood or yelling or whatever
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i'm a "drow are just punk elves"
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Traveling band of rebellious teenage drow thrash punk bards. They have a cave troll.... drummer.
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jolly halfling innkeeper
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this checks out
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I'm "grumpy old sage who offers you a side quest".
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Weirdly talkative magical horse.
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One of my favorite lazy tropes.
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Wispy mysterious androgynous wood elf
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"dirt farmer who looks up from his field to watch the heroes ride by"
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I laughed so hard at this one

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