NIGHT ONE EIGHTY I’m in Costa Rica, but my parents enjoy my photos so much they decide to join me there at the end of the week. I go to two workshops, one on toxic masculinity where every man ends up crying. The buffet only serves pancakes but I can’t get a cup of coffee.
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NIGHT ONE EIGHTY THREE Dropping off my twin bro & sis at WSU for uni and we encounter a Mad Hatter type completely covered in silver, driving a tiny car around campus, who proceeds to call me from every nearby phone. I ugly cry hugging my sister goodbye.
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NIGHT ONE NINETY FOUR I’m at Costco w/ my parents. It’s madness. I bump into
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NIGHT ONE NINETY FIVE I try to get David Strathairn to sleep with me. That’s it, that’s the dream.
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NIGHT TWO HUNDRED TWO Florence Pugh, Zach Braff, and me and in a throuple and our fave place to hook up is in this hidden apartment at either a school or a church (?) where people are determined to figure out where we are.
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NIGHT TWO HUNDRED FOUR Back in BK. I went to Norma Jean’s, walked all the stretches of my old neighborhood and took a photo of a gorgeous street mural. Really pissed off looking at my phone this morning.
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NIGHT TWO HUNDRED TEN Hear rustling under my bed, then a bat flies out from underneath it and disappears into the ceiling. Wake up IRL, hear a rustling under my bed and GABE jumps up on me, that big little shit.
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NIGHT TWO HUNDRED FOURTEEN Went to WWE RAW with the whole fam, and the guest star was Tom Hardy! His kids ("abducted" by the villians) played with Mila and her cousins, while my sister complained about the scorpions at her new house. There was a book I was supposed to read.
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NIGHT TWO TWENTY THREE Brian Cox is my grandpa but as a slightly nicer Logan Roy. He tells me not to ride his favorite horse. I do it anyway, and as we start to canter, the horse collapses. The trainer tells me he’s going to lose his job, but I’m like eh it’s just my grandpa.
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NIGHT TWO THIRTY ONE United, or whoever I was flying, switched to a ZERO-gravity passenger boarding system, which in retrospect makes me very grateful for the one we have now.
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NIGHT TWO THIRTY SIX John Oliver did an exposé on why the site for http://design.com is so bad. I covered my car with a sheet so when it snowed I could just pull it off and go.
Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
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