jennmoneydollars

@jennschiffer

one time i threw up in my dad's mouth. now i build software and make art! find me at or olive garden

jersey city
Joined January 2008
Born on February 11

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  1. congrats to on all the new crude oils. i changed desks today but kept my branded stand

  2. This person face swapped with a cloud of smoke while vaping and became a ghost

  3. I think has the best email address I've ever seen

  4. i empathize with parents w/ strollers. i get very agitated when folks ask me to "move that lizard cage" or "explain why you brought that liz

  5. i once very politely asked a woman to move a stroller over so i could get into Basic. she looked at me like i had said her kid wasn't gifted

  6. i love how all coffee shops in jersey city have notes up asking folks not to block doors and walkways with strollers

  7. jennmoneydollars followed and
  8. In which flat-Earthers discover jpegs.

  9. If u feel alone and by yourself, look in the mirror, and wow, there's two of you. Be who you are. Who are you. I am me. Ugly, lol. Shaq

  10. Blake Griffin with the ACROBATIC finish!

    Blake Griffin with the ACROBATIC finish! #NBAVine NBA on TNT
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  11. ~*much like myself*~

  12. i can't wait to go back, it's the best and also horrible

  13. like, i am p sure they thought i was some prank the studio was pulling on them. they can all do hand stands without the wall or shrooms!

  14. i did hot yoga today for the second time. it's just me (some grunge outer space bitch) surrounded by very VERY TriBeCa yoga doers

  15. don't talk to me until ive had my chipotle flavored starbucks

  16. i did this in high school to a girl who fucked with my shit and got in a lotta trubz

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