@Fancy_Puffin you caught me. Wanna date
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@jennnaaleighh ohh hahaha involuntarily celibate. So I want sex but it is#nothappening -
@Fancy_Puffin aw I'm sorry -
@jennnaaleighh it's okay, one day my true love (you) will come around and we will make sweet terrible love by the ocean. -
@Fancy_Puffin and love intolerant -
@jennnaaleighh oh no. I'll settle for lust in a hot tub. -
@Fancy_Puffin I'm promised to another puffin -
@jennnaaleighh one day our kids will ask us how we got together and I'll say "I asked her out a billion times and she kept shooting me down" -
@Fancy_Puffin and then what - 2 more replies
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