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@jennifermerr

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  1. Chío pegado
    15 de feb.

    I accidentally bump into a man. He yells, “What’s your problem, lady?!” I stare at him. I do not know which problem he is referring to. I have so many.

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  2. hai 31 minutos

    i’m here to eat buttered noodles and be validated and i’m all outta buttered noodles please validate me i am begging you

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  3. hai 42 minutos

    feeling depressed, gonna... ⚪️A. get some poor-quality sleep ⚪️B. seek male attention on dating apps ⚪️C. mindlessly snack for three hours ⚪️D. cry 🔘E. all of the above

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  4. hai 3 horas

    wow okay exciting news!! turns out i don’t hate everyone around me and i was just very hungry!!!

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  5. hai 3 horas

    i am an adult because i shop at trader joe’s and i am also not an adult because i just ate solely trader joe’s cookie butter for dinner

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  6. rechouchiou
    hai 4 horas

    okay if they’re “infinity stones” then how come there’s only 6 of them? I haven’t seen any of these movies

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  7. hai 7 horas

    big s/o to and for modeling ❤️❤️❤️

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  8. hai 7 horas

    some of you asked, and I answered (!!): “spit in my mouth” merch is BACK. not only that, but I added v-neck shirts and pink tees as requested :) check it out at

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  9. hai 12 horas

    me and traffic have a lot in common for instance, we’re both a huge inconvenience to other people

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  10. rechouchiou
    29 de abr.

    Spit In My Mouth™

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  11. 28 de abr.

    thank you tinky-winky thank you laa-laa thank you dipsy thank you po thank you simon shelton thank you nikky smedley thank you john simmit thank you pui fan lee thank you for being our heroes.

    thank you robert downey jr thank you jeremy renner thank you scarlet johansson thank you chris hemsworth thank you mark ruffalo thank you chris evans thank you tony thank you clint thank you nat thank you thor thank you bruce thank you steve thank you for being our heros.
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  12. 28 de abr.

    update i postmated 20 nuggets

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  13. 28 de abr.

    it’s drunk and i’m 12:25, finding it very hard not to postmates 50 chicken nuggets right now

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  14. 28 de abr.

    why you got a 12 car garage when you got horses in the back

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  15. 28 de abr.

    no song has had the level of cultural significance that old town road has since soulja boy

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  16. 27 de abr.

    there’s a lot of pressure and emotion surrounding college decisions, but I think something important to remember is that no matter where you go, a business major in a middle-tier frat house will break your heart at least once during your time there

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  17. rechouchiou
    27 de abr.

    SO EXCITED!!! SPIT IN US

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  18. rechouchiou
    27 de abr.

    Honestly you guys should see the tweets I don’t hit send on

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  19. 27 de abr.

    i gotta stop dating 26-28 year old guys. they’re either permanently emotionally detached or ready for kids immediately and i can’t deal with either of those options right now

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  20. rechouchiou
    26 de abr.

    can’t wait to wear this to lunch with my mom tomorrow

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  21. 26 de abr.

    i’ll take that as a yes

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