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@jennifermarie

Hockey fan. Future Leslie Knope. Charming Python at . Making sure keeps getting smarter. Text RESIST to 50409 ✨

California, USA
Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 15

    Text RESIST to 50409 to turn texts (easy!) into faxes (read by Congressional staffers!). 📱🤖✨📠🇺🇸

    1 reply 16 retweets 23 likes
  2. Retweeted
    19 Sep 2013

    THERE IS NO WAY TO CONTROL TIME. BUT WE CAN CONTROL WHAT WE DO WITH OUR TIME. USE IT WELL. APPRECIATE THE GOOD THINGS ALONG THE WAY.

    44 replies 1,454 retweets 2,057 likes
  3. 7 hours ago
    Replying to

    Literally if your dating app profile reads "I'm intense. I enjoy picking locks to surprise you." just NO NO NO NO NO

    2 replies 4 likes
  4. 7 hours ago
    Replying to

    Also, hiiiiii, my best friends are amazing humans. If you hate swiping and are awesome, lmk.

    1 reply 5 likes
  5. 7 hours ago

    Tindering on behalf of friends. Why does anyone do this willingly? 😱

    5 replies 8 likes
  6. 8 hours ago

    If you're working more than 8 hours a day, think about what you're really sacrificing.

    The promo was just pulled from the account. For posterity:
    1 retweet 5 likes
  7. 9 hours ago

    Give me high-fructose corn syrup and give me death.

    2 retweets 4 likes
  8. 10 hours ago

    Thread. There's a lot of misinformation about Shariah; it's helpful to listen and learn.

    As the white supremacist led goes live—here's my thread as an American Muslim lawyer on what Shariah *factually* is /1
    2 retweets 4 likes
  9. 14 hours ago

    A seagull just took a chicken finger off a plate a few tables over. I'm not sure how to feel about this. 🙊

    2 replies 3 likes
  10. Jun 9

    Call. If you don't speak up, someone else is going to interpret how much you prioritize these things. 📱🇺🇸

    Multitask, folks. We can pay attention to obstruction of justice, foreign interference, AND the future of health care, right? Let's do it. 📞
    9 retweets 9 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Time to focus. Health care is still at stake. Keep the calls up: (202) 224-3121.

    178 replies 8,656 retweets 13,081 likes
  12. Jun 9

    Celebrating 's birthday with a team ferry ride.

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I'm here for a good time NOT A LONG TIME

    1:30
    Eating French fries is linked to a higher risk of death
    7 replies 65 retweets 160 likes
  14. Jun 9

    Goats can be unicorns. That’s reason enough to chase your dreams, right?

    1 retweet 2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    remember, this is a man whose OWN ATTORNEYS had to meet with him in pairs because he lies so often, now volunteering to testify under oath

    5 replies 168 retweets 217 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Khloe did the same shit to my homegirl , also a black woman. See a pattern here. 🤔

    The black owned company that Kylie stole her camo clothes idea from is posting the receipts of when Kylie ordered from them and I'm LIVING
    28 replies 2,661 retweets 3,162 likes
  17. Jun 8

    Fundraisers for and : excellent. Fundraisers featuring homebrewed beers with names like this: 💯💯💯

    1 reply 3 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Comey was asked why Americans should care about the investigation into Russian meddling in the U.S. election.

    112 replies 3,741 retweets 4,572 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 8
    Replying to

    When you call a Senate office, ask to speak to the relevant Health Legislative Assistant. Hey look, a list of staffer names! 18/

    191 replies 12,048 retweets 11,125 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Nothing to see here, just the continuing to wage war on their own voters.

    BREAKING: House backs legislation to undo much of Dodd-Frank, the landmark banking law passed after the 2008 financial crisis.
    44 replies 592 retweets 1,335 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Unlike every other previous president Trump is new to his job.

    117 replies 1,106 retweets 4,000 likes

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