Jenny Payne

@jennayne

There will be snacks.

brain NY, heart CA
Joined March 2013
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  1. May 1

    just thanked someone who I loaned my pen to, I am a caricature of myself

  2. Apr 24

    today, like most days, I am talking about Beyoncé. Unlike most days, today I am doing so in front of many people

  3. Apr 21

    if you want to see a grown woman cry to XO, I would recommend going to this event

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    Apr 16

    my column got more rt's than the 'stolen bull sperm' article but not that many more

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  5. Apr 13

    on the plus side, I learned something useful in Chinese class today

    1:08 PM - 13 Apr 2015 · Details
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    Apr 13

    Brontosaurus is back! Comprehensive study resurrects Brontosaurus as a valid genus

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  7. Mar 18

    at Austin bar: guy: "so what do you study?" me: "neuroscience." guy: "cool, so can you like, read my mind?" me: "that's, uh, not it."

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  8. Mar 1

    Just printed out 10 papers on psychosocial stress while avoiding glares of other printing hopefuls, does life imitate art or

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  9. Feb 25

    Guys, today I thought of a really sick burn but I'm not going to use it because it's so mean it makes me uncomfortable

  10. Feb 20

    I lied - I can also say "I like California's weather."

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  11. Feb 20

    All I've learned to say in Chinese is "I don't like New York's weather" but it's OK because that's all people say in English these days too

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  12. Feb 13

    Just held the door open for a man and said "thanks" to him. The patriarchy's getting good these days.

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  13. Feb 5

    damn, I feel fly in a lab coat

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  14. Feb 2

    So, so, SO proud to work for , one of the most inspiring, innovative results of the modern era:

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      @pch9857

      Musicologist, aspiring foodie, and wide-eyed wandering twentysomething.

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      @josie_mcgowan

      Neuroscience Researcher. Resident Assistant. Former News Production Associate Editor . Aspiring Writer. Science Admirer. Student .

  16. Dec 16

    Writing term paper on rape (surprise!) and can quote word-for-word examples of ignorant language w/o Google. I think I've made it, y'all

  17. Dec 3

    Many admin told me I should leave when college was what made me feel most alive. This "solution" can be destabilizing

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  18. Nov 21

    ARE THEY CHARGING OVER 2 DOLLARS FOR GUACAMOLE AT CHIPOTLE NOW? Come on, it's bad enough that I desperately crawled here in the first place

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  19. Nov 10

    "I just wrote a paper on consent while listening to M.I.A. for 3 hours, so I am feeling empowered as hell" - real thing I wrote in an e-mail

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  20. Nov 4

    Prolly my fave part of my 5-block commute to campus is passing the MSM students who get to observe how loudly I am enjoying some Beyoncé

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