Jenna Sauers

@jennasauers

New Yorker, New Zealander, and Iowa MFA '16. I've written for publications including , the , the , , and

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Joined April 2009

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  2. "It's twelve o'clock, is the vodka store open?" — is my favorite person

  3. There is actually a list of NBA Cat Mysteries I keep on my desktop btw

  4. Gweneth emailed some important corrections to my sex party story

  5. OR “'So what's the difference between Pure Barre and the Barre Method, anyway?’” AMAZING.

  6. love my pathologically horny canadians

  7. Balenciaga = David Byrne x Vincent Adultman

  8. Don't be complacent. Don't assume the self-evidently better candidate will win. Here's where you can help stop Trump

  9. Between now and November I will do everything I can — registering, phone banking, door-knocking, volunteering — to stop

  10. I thought the brexit would never happen. Some things in this world are just so self-evidently bad one assumes they are impossible.

  11. The most articulate take on is actually this FT reader comment today.

  12. Why won't someone Big Headrest

  13. So we have self-driving cars but not a universal headrest that accommodates a ponytail

  14. Jenna Sauers followed , , and 9 others
  15. Still don't know what to do with the fact that Karl-Anthony Towns claims to not remember the name of the cat he owned in high school.

  16. Oh, looks like the "prominent New Zealander" in the indecent assault case is a former right-wing MP and ex-cop:

  17. Especially given my country's abuse of name suppression in crimes against women in the recent past:

  18. Really wish the media could name the "prominent New Zealander" in this troubling case:

  19. "I heard a visitor say to his companion 'it’s a shame that this is invented' and this bothered me. I felt like crying out 'No! It’s true!'"

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