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It took exactly one month and 10 days for my husband's wedding ring to get "sucked into" the pool filter. #doofyhusband #duhsband
STOP CALLING CONTENT SNACKABLE IT IS NOT A SNACK
5 retweets 7 favoritesMy @ParisMarathon training kicks off Wednesday. Hello again, pink @Garmin, scary @TrainingPeaks and favorite @ryanjknapp. #MARATHONDEMACARON
Cards Against Humanity sold actual boxes of shit to protest Black Friday http://bit.ly/1A5O7t7
124 retweets 106 favoritesTo be clear: My husband was delighted by this.
4 favoritesWe found our dream house and it was glorious except there was a Whataburger in the backyard. Could watch drive thru from living room. TEXAS.
5 favoritesThe Sunday after Thanksgiving is my personal worst nightmare: everything at the grocery store has a 'best by' date of today or tomorrow.
1 favoriteTwo greatest holiday TV spots: the Netflix 'Elizabeth' ad and the 'We're never having kids' All-State or State Farm or whatever.
Put in an offer on the cutest little house and lost it. Too emotional. This is not like House Hunters at all. I've been misled.
1 favoriteWacky how the voiding of Ray Rice's suspension wasn't announced until after T-giving slate of games. How fortuitous!
82 retweets 69 favorites30+ products. 600+ recipes. More ways to eat smart.
Canada's voice to the world - français: @AuCanada - http://international.gc.ca/socialmedia
How does ANYONE buy a house? Adulthood is so expensive.
1 retweet 9 favoritesThe definitive guide for making your last name plural for this year's holiday cards: http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/11/25/how_to_make_your_last_name_plural_on_holiday_cards_and_avoid_apostrophe.html … pic.twitter.com/VXXjXlcxOJ
80 retweets 52 favoritesBinged on cult skincare products at Sephora. Tried them all at once. Now look like Samantha Jones in the chemical peel episode. 




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