Jesse Dawson

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar. #science

“To be an artist or a writer is to be this weird thing — a hand worker in an era of mass production.” Sontag http://j.mp/MqhtiC 

Oh @rdio stations, how do you know exactly what I want to hear at 2:30 in the morning?

“Dance is the hidden language of the soul” ― Martha Graham

I remember as a child being much more frightened by Shel Silverstein's picture on the back of the book than any of the darkness in his poems

I love the feeling of deciding to become a fan of something; it expresses a deliberate optimism, curiosity and enthusiasm.

The first half of life is about trying to get fucked. The second half is trying not to. #drunkphilosophy

Twitter is where the stuff you're interested in happens. Facebook is where your family shares miracle and conspiracy theory bullshit.

.@FoxNews how come Jesus is like “Yeah!” if 2 chicks kiss at a frat party party, but he’s like “9/11!!” if they do it at their wedding?

.@RyanSeacrest Nothing in your little show tonight will slow the inexorable march of time. We are all rotting. Death reigns supreme.

Over analyzing often creates problems that aren't actually there. Take a deep breath, throw your shoulders back, and for fucks sake, smile.

Spending a lot of time trying to decode Mitt's obvious morse code blinks but they don't make sense! What's "KILLP OORP EOPLE" ??? #debates

"Oh yeah, there's hella copters out there!" - guy from Oakland reporting on number of helicopters outside

@OffbeatAriel I was shocked that you were returning to Shambhala, until I saw Beloved was the same weekend. Have fun!

Cheaters! @OffbeatAriel do you recommend? @kellianne what ARE you reading?

Big ol' power outage in Lower Haight and NOPA. Regret not buying that experimental cat eye surgery groupon.