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Nixonian
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Only 1,360 days of lame-duckery left.
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The RFP is asking for an improvement in "funnel velocity."
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Business people now have to do 5 pushups every time they use the phrase "international geographies."
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Number of presidents from Jeff Sessions' home state: 0 Number of presidents from some island in the Pacific: 1
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discovery at the end of folding the kids' laundry: pool table!
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Codependent people are okay, right? Right?
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What ARE people for, exactly?
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Ever feel like you're being watched?
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into 80s New Wave.
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Today is the first deliverable of the rest of my life.
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The word on the street is "STOP."
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I love my children almost as much as I love my coffee.
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The single-exclamation-point era is over.
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Clouds are never done.
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The sesame seeds on my bagel need better adhesive.
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I get the best ideas in the bathroom. I'm just not sure how to bill the time.
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Chucked a dart at my bracket. Gooooregon,
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