Jeffrey Williams

@jeffwilliams206

Author, 320 Sycamore Studios and Plainfield Press. Marketer, Rivet Hammer and Acme Content. Poet, Rebel Crow Poetry.

Joined March 2013

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  1. May 9

    Nixonian

  2. Apr 28

    Only 1,360 days of lame-duckery left.

  3. Apr 27

    The RFP is asking for an improvement in "funnel velocity."

  4. Apr 27

    Business people now have to do 5 pushups every time they use the phrase "international geographies."

  5. Apr 20

    Number of presidents from Jeff Sessions' home state: 0 Number of presidents from some island in the Pacific: 1

  6. Apr 19

    discovery at the end of folding the kids' laundry: pool table!

  7. Apr 17

    Codependent people are okay, right? Right?

  8. Apr 17

    What ARE people for, exactly?

  9. Mar 30

    Ever feel like you're being watched?

  10. Mar 30

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into 80s New Wave.

  11. Mar 30
  12. Mar 28
  13. Mar 27

    Today is the first deliverable of the rest of my life.

  14. Mar 27

    The word on the street is "STOP."

  15. Mar 23

    I love my children almost as much as I love my coffee.

  16. Mar 22

    The single-exclamation-point era is over.

  17. Mar 20

    Clouds are never done.

  18. Mar 17

    The sesame seeds on my bagel need better adhesive.

  19. Mar 16

    I get the best ideas in the bathroom. I'm just not sure how to bill the time.

  20. Mar 16

    Chucked a dart at my bracket. Gooooregon,

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