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NYT bestseller AREA X, BORNE, DEAD ASTRONAUTS jeff@vandermeercreative.com Personalized books:

Tallahassee, FL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.

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    Thankful this profile showcases the St. Marks wildlife refuge. 20% of Dead Astronauts royalties go to the refuge and plus a % from other books. St. Marks gets $5k for their salamander program this winter from Annihilation, for ex

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  2. I thought we could most all agree at least that Rush Limbaugh is a worthless sack of shit who should only receive medals like "For best worthless sack of shit." But I guess this is the country we live in now.

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  3. Once again, I'm trying to imagine the transcripts of the meetings that led to finalizing a pretty terrible idea.

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  4. Well, I mean, sounds like or something. Perhaps ?

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  5. Poor woodpecker hit the side of the upper part of the house, not a window, and was knocked unconscious onto the upper roof. Startled by something? Flew onto this tree after 20 min. Anyway, woodpeckers survive these impacts better than most birds. 1st bird strike since 2/21/19.

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  6. Not really sure why grandson Riley is dressed for Halloween today over in Amsterdam, or why he made a "catermelon", but I'm just gonna go with it.

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  7. "Do I have to use this author photo to promote the event?" Me: "Only if you're cool enough. I don't recommend it if you're not cool, man."

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  8. Join me at library kick-off event this Thurs, for the celebration of Borne. Reading from Borne + celebrating the amazing wealth of biodiversity in North FL, which we shouldn't take for granted. What can we do to avoid an unsustainable future?

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  9. Great thread. I should add that we have many hundreds of fireflies in this ravine where we live, even encircled by houses, because down in ravine no one sprays anything or uses fertilizer. Fireflies live their 1st 2 years in the ground, so you can kill them before they ever fly.

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  10. I must say it gives me great happiness when guests come over to say "And there is Hans-My-Warbler, the only blue black-throated warbler ever recorded wintering in Tallahassee." Of course, Hans, while cautious here, is usually a pig with the grape jelly. Wolfing it down.

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  11. I would like rugby scrum to decide 2020 U.S. Democratic presidential nom nom.

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  12. Mist in the ravine this morning. The ominous quality of the landscape...totally undermined by the querulous, raucous bellowing and ack-ack-acking of the barred owls.

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  13. Just so it's clear--this is what your novel is supposed to do. Right? RIGHT?!

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  14. I am going to bed and when I wake up this caucasian caucus best be done and won.

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  16. I wonder what a novel would look like that had the structure of yer average caucus.

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    A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. 🎥Peninsula Open Space Trust

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  18. I caucus by doing the steps of a famous bird rivalry dance down in the ravine. At the end of the night, me and the neighbors ca-caw ca-caw and shout out the name of the winner we've chosen. And then I suppose the moon hears and tells Iowa about our decision and that's who wins.

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  19. Whhhhhoooooooooooooeeee? Whhoooooo. ACK ACK WAHCK WAHCK WAHCK ACHK WWOOOWOOOOOOWWOO WOWOOWOOoooooooooeeeeooooooo. ACK ACK ACK WAK WAK WAk Whoooooooo. - Barred Owls said this just now, right outside our window.

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  20. In the checkout line at the grocery store. Me: "So, what should we do for Valentine's Day, Ann?" Ann: "Well, you'll be at U. of West FL, so we'll be doing nothing." Me: "Then after we--" Ann: "I'll be celebrating Valentine's Day with Neo." *Cashier suddenly perks up, is like OH*

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    I mean, you probably didn't need that last little push to go grab a copy of 's DEAD ASTRONAUTS, but, y'know, just in case

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