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Finding humor & empathy in truth | Host | Actor/Comic | Business: info@jeffreyleach.com

Los Angeles, CA / New York, NY
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  1. 10 hours ago

    I’ve figured out how to tackle the over-population problem... just put ‘euthanasia booths’ inside DMV offices. I guarantee only about 30% of people that go in would ever come out.

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  2. 15 hours ago

    The bad thing about getting to Hollywood DMV an hour before opening is that people are already queue’d around the block. The good thing about going an hour before opening is that no-one appears to have a gun on them... yet.

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  3. Apr 4

    Casting waiting rooms are pretty much like sexual health clinic waiting rooms. Young people, nervous and desperate... half of which probably have chlamydia.

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  4. Apr 4

    No live stream today my friends. Got a network casting and a callback for a commercial. But I will be recording a new episode of today by way of an apology.

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  5. Apr 4

    We’ve literally gone through the fucking looking glass folks... reality has broken, everything is on its head and a very happy unbirthday to you all.

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    “Our military is at a level where it has never been before….The funding of our military was so important and so many military people are with us here today. Just think of $700 billion because that is all going into our military this year,” tells crowd at White House
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  6. Apr 4

    Proof that even when they are carrying out abhorrently sick and violent crimes, a vegan will STILL have to tell everyone they’re a vegan...

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  7. Apr 4

    I know a lot of people will think humor about people/companies involved in a shooting might be ‘too soon’ but in my defence the current US gun laws mean there is barely any time TO make jokes before the next tragedy happens.

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  8. Apr 4

    Obviously it’s complete speculation that this YouTube shooting has anything whatsoever to do with Logan Paul... but I’m hoping the internet will find the necessary evidence.

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  9. Apr 4

    The seriously injured three but killed herself. Thank goodness her KD ratio sucked.

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  10. Apr 3

    Let's Kill Us Some Rednecks! Yeehaw!

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  11. Apr 3

    Let's Kill Us Some Rednecks! Yeehaw!

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  12. Apr 2

    It’s completely fucked up that this cult made people into sex slaves... but it’s more fucked that if I’d know Allison Mack was slapping the collar on, I’d probably have signed up myself.

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  13. Apr 2

    Let's Kill Us Some Rednecks! Yeehaw!

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  14. Apr 2

    Call Kevin now people and let him know that he is deeply loved. 🖤

    All new today at 2pm. 877-962-6846.
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    Apr 1

    This Monday and Tuesday we have Hilarious Comedy Shows at The Dime. Come thru.

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  16. Apr 1

    Sunday admin:

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  17. Apr 1

    Is this utter cunt found and prosecuted yet? If not, I say once he’s found, we take care of him instead of authorities. Scumbag.

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    Please RT and help find this SCUMBAG!! 🤬🤬🤬 Not sure where it is from? EVER!! 💔
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  18. Mar 31

    Let's Kill Us Some Rednecks! Yeehaw!

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  19. Mar 30

    Interesting article. I consider myself left-wing AND an avid defender of the right to freedom of speech. I think Ingraham is a fool. I think Trump is a parasite. However, silencing an opposition’s opinion is EXACTLY why I hated conservatism. Liberalism is going the same way.

    "David Hogg's attempt to end Laura Ingraham's career sets dangerous precedent"
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    Mar 30

    A comedian friend was hit by a semi-truck while driving to a gig (Hit and run) Ray suffered a collapsed lung, broken rib, spine fracture & a concussion. He can't work and has a lot of bills to cover. Help out!

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