Jeff Heuer

@jeffheuer

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Apr 2014

    SMH if your sourdough starter doesn’t pre-date the Gold Rush

    1 reply 4 retweets 12 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    One of these two men is lying. I wonder if it's the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya?

    3,484 replies 141,429 retweets 344,967 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Somewhere, Jared is letting Donald beat him at Mario Kart.

    2 replies 110 retweets 428 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Gonna blow these people's minds when they learn that Pittsburgh and Paris are on the same planet

    Biggest applause line for here in Rose Garden: "I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris."
    106 replies 3,883 retweets 11,583 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Cracking open a cold one with the boys

    408 replies 61,469 retweets 141,975 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 31

    Trump isn't the only one who wanted to pull out of the Paris Climate Agreement/Accord. Here are the 22 Senators that urged him to do it.

    721 replies 5,355 retweets 3,275 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.

    . "I was elected by voters of Pittsburgh, not Paris. I promised I wld exit or renegotiate any deal which fails to serve US interests"
    6,058 replies 132,861 retweets 279,070 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

    29,860 replies 234,955 retweets 546,950 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 31

    Mary Meeker's "Internet Trends" slide deck (number of slides) 2011: 66 2012: 112 2013: 117 2014: 164 2015: 196 2016: 213 2017: 355

    27 replies 219 retweets 449 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 25

    "Congressman who body-slammed reporter doesn't believe in retirement because Noah built the ark at 600" is a valid sentence now

    1,131 replies 17,258 retweets 29,737 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 23

    [commercial for twitter] hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry

    210 replies 19,541 retweets 51,355 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 21

    Same day they got that arms deal, the Saudis plopped $100mil into Ivanka's charity. Now, will the GOP cry foul like they did with Hillary?

    1,660 replies 22,110 retweets 36,450 likes
  13. May 20

    Just, you know, on the off-chance you could use a refresher on the impeachment process →

    1 like
  14. Retweeted
    May 15

    I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground

    501 replies 48,016 retweets 171,494 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 15

    I tweeted this in July 2015, btw

    Headline from 2017: "President Trump Blurts Out Nuclear Codes, Just To Prove He Knows Them"
    631 replies 46,474 retweets 115,206 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 9

    To the career men and women at DOJ/FBI: you know what the job entails and how to do it. Be strong and unafraid. Duty. Honor. Country.

    3,105 replies 58,887 retweets 132,871 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 8

    Whenever someone says "Make America Great Again" I remember my mom's old cookbooks.

    296 replies 5,454 retweets 14,793 likes
  18. May 9

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  19. Retweeted
    9 Jan 2014

    It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?

    7,323 replies 47,305 retweets 25,076 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 27

    I miss my college days when I could advocate for absolute free speech bc I was under the impression nobody took nazis seriously.

    41 replies 651 retweets 2,267 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    The numbers for the Science March seem high but we won't know until we compare it to the numbers at the placebo march that's also happening

    264 replies 16,179 retweets 40,673 likes

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