Wait. I got it wrong. @chesaboudin says you call 911 to order an omelet and the CHEF is a cop. He says “you won’t eat it all” so he’s “not going to give you an omelet.” Yep. That’s it. Makes WAY more sense 

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Holy Sheep Dip. Wow. Must have had his nanny trying to teach him the ways of the world too much. I’m having a hard time understanding how he tweets with a straight jacket on at night.