Jed Cline

@jedsticle

Thought leader, visionary, at least semi-literate.

God's Country, IA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2017.

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    1. velj

    On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.

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    25. sij

    You’re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!

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    25. sij

    I had a lady say my birth was the result of a satanic pregnancy once, but she was a cessationist so I don't think she really believed that.

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    22. sij

    Roses are red Violets are blue If I wasn't colorblind I'd know violets are purple

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  5. 19. sij

    Every other movie take is flaming garbage and I hate that this one is actually pretty spot on. Except for the shoot the lightsaber guy part.

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    8. sij

    A woman is sitting at her husband’s funeral. A man leans in and asks her, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No, go right ahead,” the widow replies. The man stands, clears his throat and says, “Plethora” and then sits back down. “Thank you,” the woman says, “that means a lot.”

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    1. sij

    “Am I cage stage ______ ?” Am I mature, or just dead inside? : )

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    Dante considered making the open office plan one of his levels of hell, but thought it too terrifying for literature.

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    Me right now after much pizza

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    29. pro 2019.

    Maybe not the best idea ...

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    29. pro 2019.

    Resolutions are for people who weren't awesome the year before.

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    Why do they call them nuclear aircraft carriers instead of fission boats?

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    22. pro 2019.

    Only those who can see above and beyond the American goal of respectable mediocrity can enjoy a life that leads to anything but a struggle to attain that end.

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    22. pro 2019.

    You think organized religion is bad, have you seen what organized atheism has done?

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    21. pro 2019.
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    How much coffee can I drink? Likely much more than you think. If I have more than I should, Prob’ly I won’t feel so good.

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    I don't care what happens in so long as they explain that Han Solo is alive and that Luke got married to Mara Jade.

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    17. pro 2019.

    The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, “Now you’re SUPER ANGRY!” Maybe she’ll laugh. Maybe you’ll die.

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    14. pro 2019.

    What has 15 actors, 4 settings, 2 writers and 1 plot line? 632 Hallmark Christmas movies.

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