Mawnin’ peeeeple!!!
Tobago Slim
@jeanpaulcomedy
Stand-Up Comedian saving the world one joke at a time.
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“It shouldn’t be this scary to talk…
-Dave Chappelle
#SNL
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I hate walking through Costco wearing clothes I bought at Costco, it always feels like everyone there is auditioning for the same part...
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Loving yourself just as you are in the present moment is a rebellious act…
#hipstafari #ubermeditation #peletontings #ziggy
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Mawnin’ peeeeple!!!
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My brother and I bring the
BROWN BAG TOUR to AJAX
This Sunday November 13th inside the St Francis Centre
Show time 7pm and tickets available on Eventbrite (search Brown Bag)
Grab your tickets⬇️⬇️⬇️
eventbrite.ca/e/the-brown-ba
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A brand new episode of “Da” Podcast w/ is now up as he talks to stand up comic from BT on CityTV, ✌🏼
iTunes:goo.gl/ctDK5k
Spotify:goo.gl/P2dTQ3
SoundCloud:goo.gl/146GyH
iHeartRadio:ihr.fm/2J95p77
#podcast #comedy
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So honoured to be on THE BROWN BAG COMEDY TOUR with the OG’s & . Cop your tix today! There’s a BOGO sale for today only! Click the link ~>
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So is MonkeyPox still a thing or has it become the Snapchat of the infectious disease world?
#anyoneanyone #Bueller
Bringing Bhangra to new heights at the CN Tower: shared his philosophy of joy, hope, positivity, and inclusivity in support of 💖
Visit unitedwaygt.org to donate!
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Thank you for being gracious and welcoming to me. I wish you nothing but the best and I got you and the hubby if yous guys ever want to come check out a show. It’s a #Melebration b#$&*es
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Breaking news- Angela Lansbury has died.
Other Breaking News- Real talk I thought she died years ago…
Cue Chaka Demus and Pliers “Murder She Wrote”
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I’m happy Biden’s pardoning thousands of Americans convicted for “simple possession” of marijuana, but I still don’t think he should’ve ended his speech with “shoutout to Ray Ray and Pookie an’nem”
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Just heard gossip that Masai Ujiri cheated on Nia Long.
Yo Tuhronto manz is bare gyalist yo.
#raptorsbasketball
The Sunday September 18th it's The Minority Report LIVE & in living Color👀 #Comedy #sketches #characters & more
Get Tickets Here
eventbrite.ca/e/minority-rep
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Tonight, is back on with some incredible Canadian performers including &
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Charles is now King.
Sooooo with her long face does that make Camilla the Equine Consort?
Yay or Neigh
#FiyahBunDeMonarchy
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Honey! Did you know actor Daniel Kaluuya played tennis?
-Me watching the U.S. Open(ly racist) semifinals
Yes I’m rooting for the Black guy…
-Me watching the U.S. (be really)Open semifinals
Harry and Meghan’s son Prince Archie rolling up on King Charles and Camilla in 15 years.
#HalfBlackPanther #BlackTwitter #QueenElizabeth
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Morrissey and The Smiths have been waiting for this day for ever…
#TheQueenIsDead #youllneverbeKateBushMorrissey
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I’m now the proud owner of a power washer. The streets have lost me forever…
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Power washers are the new Air Fryers…
#SundayThoughts
If Lisa LaFlamme starts an OnlyFans page she won’t need any news network ever again…
#sundaythoughts
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I’m almost 100% sure that the person that invented squats also created Caillou…
#whatadick
Good Friday morning friends. Todays show is stacked with goodness. return! on his debut album. And, performs! Plus is LIVE at the CNE! ☀️🙋♀️☕️ 🎶 ⭐️
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Is there anything much more zen than than that feeling while cleaning your freshly bathed ears with a Q-tip…
#Qtipstafari
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How is Andrew Tate a thing? I find it hard to take anyone who struggles to get words over their comically giant teeth seriously…
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It’s Monday morning so remember-
Don’t start none won’t be none
#asyouwere
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When my wife kills bugs she does so with an unnecessary amount of force and zero emotion. Even Thanos is like “aye yo”
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Everytime I think I’m out, Little People Big World pulls me back in.
#damnmarathon
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All I know is hella people thought their unpaid phone bill finally caught up with them this morning…
#YouAintGotsToLieCraig #AnnnndFuckRogers
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