reckons that him booting some pack of jerks is an Internet death sentence, and yet… this. So maybe they shouldn’t feel so bad about punting assholes? Maybe they should do it… more?

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Kiwifarm is back up on a Russian domain and DDoS-guard has replaced CloudFlare. It onion domain is also up and running.

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Time for another rousing chorus of “Cloudflare can get fucked”…

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Cloudflare’s CEO is posting on Hacker News comments about how law enforcement are rubbish and how Cloudflare had to save everybody.

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“I’m not comfortable having this power!” says dude who is doing less than fuck all to get rid of it.

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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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Congratulations to

for finally doing the right thing with all the grace of my 8 year old finally tidying up her toys after being asked like 500 times.

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GCU Fate Amenable to Change

@joshuayn514

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STOP DOING GIT

* HUMANS WERE NOT MEANT TO HOLD MERKLE TREES IN THEIR HEAD
* YEARS OF HISTORY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for GOING BACK FURTHER THAN A WEEK
* Wanted to VERSION CODE? We hadd a tool for that: it was called FINAL_PROJECT_v3 (2).zip
* Yes, please give me SHORTLOG of something. Please give me -N -S 1.1.2.. of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards

LOOK at what DEVELOPERS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the CPUS and TOOLS we built for them
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"Hello I would like HEAD~ apples please"
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@zarawesome

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*clutching a 90s desktop tower to my chest, hiding behind an office partition as gunfire rings out* it's okay, ELIZA. we're going to make it out of here ELIZA: how do you feel about make it out of here?

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New from me + @kattenbarge: Far-right stalkers at Kiwi Farms are chasing their victims around the world — and broadening their enemies list nbcnews.com/tech/internet/

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They’re the one that developed the first shared calendar, right?

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Ovcharka

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· Aug 31

Alright I give up. Which greek hero is Polycules and why do you guys keep talking about him

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Nice.

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· Sep 1

Microsoft's $69 billion Activision deal could harm competition, UK says crn.nz/news/microsoft

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Excellent facts that are true.

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Vincent Van Gogh 2022 via @MasterworksIO

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@jeamland

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If anyone I know works at Cloudflare I really hope they’re pushing the #DropKiwiFarms message internally. The fact that Cloudflare are trying to pull a “first they came for KiwiFarms, then they’ll come for the human rights orgs” is just breathtaking in its disingenuousness.

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· Aug 31

Once again, I have to stress this: if Cloudflare's CEO were serious about his specious claims of not wanting Cloudflare to hold the power to censor its customers, he would work with policymakers to *surrender that power*. Regulation is one option. Why isn't he asking for that?

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Once again, I have to stress this: if Cloudflare's CEO were serious about his specious claims of not wanting Cloudflare to hold the power to censor its customers, he would work with policymakers to *surrender that power*. Regulation is one option. Why isn't he asking for that?

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I never imagined that Amazon would become a Tolkien-ring network!

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The funniest thing about this is that all the Sydneysiders pitch this as about being able to attack Melbourne while the Melburnians assume it’s to attack Sydney. Both while not thinking about the fact that Canberra is _right_ _there_.

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Aug 30

A sad reminder of the Great Tuna War.

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· Aug 30

You can hardly walk the beach at Port Lincoln without tripping over all the empty tuna shells.

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A warning that

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I would just like to say, as a network engineer, fuck this carpet.

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@jeamland

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Yeah that sums it all up fairly well.

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Harry Potter and the Transgender Problem - existentialcomics.com/comic/461

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Aug 29

Abolish borders, become ungovernable

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· Aug 30

Going to have to delay today's post until tomorrow morning. PC twitter isn't working for me.

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@jeamland

Aug 29

This was, indeed, most excellent. Hats off.

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@chrisjrn

· Aug 28

Replying to @jpwarren @asteracode and @jeamland

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@jeamland

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Tired: RAT Wired: BAT

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@jeamland

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Daisy can be on my lawn whenever she wants.

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@asteracode

· Aug 28

This is why I’m glad the #pyconau community is mixed generation, and that I have folks like @freakboy3742 @jeamland and @BunkyFob as friends. twitter.com/egregirls/stat…

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[Checking my kid in for a blood test] Receptionist [putting him into the system]: Religion? Me: He doesn't have one. Receptionist: Really? Me: He's 7. Receptionist: What's yours? Me: Ma'am? Receptionist: It has a field here for.. Me: Put down "Minecraft."

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I mean I for one am truly shocked that Daisy Cousens said some facile bullshit that makes no sense.

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