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Oh no.
Stop.
Not that.
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Tucker got mad because he thinks Fox released oppo on him, so he releases a video taking a not so subtle jab at Fox and basically says he is coming for Fox audience.
Now, watch: Fox will release more oppo.
It’s gonna get a little mutually assured destruction-y for a few days.
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Children are allowed to travel on planes and you don’t get to judge them or their parents.
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What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?
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It’s so not right to pile on to #Tucker when he is down like this, that piece o shit, lowlife, punkass, scumbag, lowlife little bitch.
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you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine
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building a pressurized 3000 mile long tube across the desert instead of a normal train is actually a really good idea. Always has been
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Trouble is that without effective regulation and planning controls developers will look at this and say “Oh, so 2,500 apartments!”
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i’d just like to welcome all the interstate football fans to adelaide this weekend. while you’re here, why not take your car on our beautiful o-bahn, one of the world’s most unique driving experiences
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Harry Potter x The Wall
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The lead up for this is gonna be so funny. Just months of JK Rowling gradually putting on a full Waffen uniform as WB execs play chicken with the optics twitter.com/DiscussingFilm…
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If only there were some way I could automate posting this every day…
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Heartbreaking! This Genderfluid Enby Who Learned That The Schizophyllum Commune Mushroom Has 23,328 Genders Is Now Experiencing Impostor Syndrome
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e.g. Craig Kelly
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Despite lacking anything that's clearly brain-like, animals with a fairly diffuse nerve net can still perform associative learning—the sort most often associated with Ivan Pavlov.
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No I didn’t.
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You witness someone stealing food while grocery shopping, what do you do?
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🎶 In the Nazis, you'll parade your bigotry...
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Worst Village People Tribute Act ever. twitter.com/bradpsychology…
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Ping
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey
and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
Mondaye thou mayst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye,
myne herte breake
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
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Seeing one of Australia‘s denser TERFs asking why Proud Boys and neo-Nazis would protest alongside them when they don’t care about women‘s rights, and it’s like, you’re almost there! I believe in you!
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How to Manage Your Tech Debt by Letting Firefighters Do a Controlled Burn Once a Year
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Look I’m not saying deserves this but I am saying I want a video feed of his face as he watches this… youtu.be/WuB2tH-wnXY
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Why the bloody hell are you still here?
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Speculation Scott Morrison considering retirement from federal politics this year as he vies for overseas consulting job | Sky News Australia skynews.com.au/australia-news
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I have never, and will never, see anyone do this despicable act.
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i condemn in no uncertain terms the person who stuck a bit of blu-tack over the self-checkout camera at bulimba woolies. it would be terrible to see this simple, easy and effective strategy replicated elsewhere.
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