Jordan Scales

Chinese delivery brought me two sets of utensils :(

here is my newest piece in the http://vart.institute : The Agony of JavaScripting Magritte http://vart.institute/magritte/ 

"My 7 year old started learning JS on Khan Academy, and said 'dad, how many variables do you have in your programs? variables are so cool!'"

the reason @jeresig is verified is because I keep telling people I am him at social events

Brought a carton of eggs to Facebook. "One freeze, please." I was laughed out of there. Is this the world we want to raise our children in?

Wow Mark Zuckerberg donated $25 million to fight Ebola. Proportional to his net worth, that would be like me donating $40 million.

Just adding some UX to my site.

@jdan you mean building brand equity while providing strategic business intelligence in your pipeline growth funnel isn't clear enough?

Update, I STILL don't know what @Salesforce does and this page made things way more confusing :: http://www.salesforce.com/products/ 

I try not to say anything I can't take back, which is why I preface every statement with "Just so we're clear, I can take this back, so..."

my mom hasn't been answering my calls or IMs, i hope she isn't going out to too many of those "beer parties"

@jdan it doesn't actually mean anything jordan

"Dreamforce" is going on and I see signs for "Social" "Cloud" "Mobile" "Apps" and I feel like I'm taking the SAT again

I still have no idea what @Salesforce does and at this point I'm too embarrassed to ask.

Fun fact: my new office at the Khan Academy has not one, but TWO office cats. Also my office is at my home.

Hi! If you by chance stumbled across my twitter profile while looking for the vice president, you can find him here: @JoeBiden