J Crowley

@jcro

Product . Formerly , , NBC, Black20, . Dad of 2, partner in crime w/ . Family Feud All-Star. Big fan

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2008
Born on March 13

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  1. 23 hours ago
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    Jun 9

    this is the funniest thing that will happen at a sporting event this year

  3. May 30

    . you're a total piece of shit for selling my cell + email to *every* fence company when I only requested to contact ONE. 💀

  4. May 28

    Cross it off my NYC bucket list. (at in Brooklyn, NY)

  5. May 26

    The real problem with baby carrots is sometimes you get one that tastes like it was grown inside the ground's ass

  6. Retweeted
    May 23

    I'm gonna be thinking about this for months

  7. May 23
  8. May 21

    Bombing up the FDR at 5:30am. No cars. No kids. Loud music that…

  9. Retweeted
    May 12
  10. May 12

    . had a bit too much (canned) wine. 💤 by 8pm. Looks like I'm eating both portions tonight. Burp.

  11. Retweeted
    May 7

    This sort of thing could get me into golf

  12. May 7

    "Alexa, play Guster. But don't tell anyone, ok?"

  13. May 6
  14. Retweeted
    May 4

    Thank you Mr. Trump for admitting that universal health care is the better way to go. I'll be sure to quote you on the floor of the Senate.

  15. Retweeted
    May 4

    What if I told you... I photoshopped the same face onto every man behind Trump. Would you have noticed if I hadn't said anything?

  16. May 4
    Replying to

    Funny to unlock things we dreamed up years ago!

  17. May 4
  18. May 4

    Details matter. (@ Patisserie Chanson in New York, NY)

  19. Apr 25

    In case you're wondering how much shrimp puts in their Yaki Soba, it's 🍤🍤🍤.

  20. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    Tonight on The Daily Show, fuck it, we'll do it live.

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