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@jcozby

I'm not the garbageman I'm just garbage, man

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    It must be every artist's dream for listening to their music to be the latest variation on performatively smashing a Keurig machine

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  2. Jan 14

    $2K checks are going to be a $400 tax credit by the time the Dems are done with it

    looks like Biden is breaking his promise of $2000 checks "The stimulus package has a price tag above $1.5 trillion and includes a commitment for $1,400 stimulus checks"
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  3. Jan 12

    Same

    Here’s Trump’s public schedule for tomorrow: “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.”
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    28 Dec 2020

    BREAKING NEWS: A sinkhole has opened up in a major Pittsburgh street, swallowing a forklift. Here's what we know so far >>

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  5. 3 Dec 2020

    We shouldn’t base US policy in Vietnam on reaction to a few traumatic pictures of children being melted by napalm

    Why not just base all U.S. policy on traumatic videos? Definitely the thoughtful way to understand the millions upon millions of police interactions that are not abusive in any way, let's take the viral outliers and make sweeping claims.
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  6. Retweeted
    2 Dec 2020

    I’m so baffled by all the musicians kissing the ring of Spotify. What is wrong with people

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  7. 28 Nov 2020

    This is just as racist as whatever the fuck Clapton said. It’s 2020 when will all of these useless fucking boomer dudes finally go away?

    Pretty easy ...rap isn’t singing...and they aren’t musicians ...tell them to go get some Ray Charles records and study them for a few years ...to get started
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  8. 27 Nov 2020

    I have a Twitter joke, but everyone else already made it and it’s corny as fuck.

    I have a Gustav Klimt joke that’s gold.
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  9. 27 Nov 2020

    There was a time when I was unaware that Clapton was a terrible human being but I still knew his music sucked.

    I have to say, "I never liked Clapton" is the wrong response to news of his personal & political wretchedness. It's perfectly possible to be a God-level artist (as Clapton is) and a terrible human being.
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  10. 21 Nov 2020

    start an onlyfans bitch

    Here's the deal: Because President Trump refuses to concede and is delaying the transition, we have to fund it ourselves and need your help. If you're able, chip in to help fund the Biden-Harris transition.
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  11. 11 Nov 2020

    Could solve this problem by making hospitals a public good instead of profit maximizes.

    President-elect Biden wants to lower the eligibility age for Medicare to 60, a move that's popular among voters. But it'll face opposition from hospitals, who fear adding millions of people to Medicare will cost them billions of dollars in revenue.
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  12. 9 Nov 2020

    Would pay five figures to watch someone punch Linds*y Grah*m in the face.

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  13. 5 Nov 2020

    Seen a lot of people dunking on McCaskill for this take but you got to admit she knows a thing or two about losing electoral strategies

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    Claire McCaskill: "Whether you are talking guns or...abortion...or gay marriage and rights for 'transexuals' and other people who we as a party 'look after' and make sure they are treated fairly. As we circled the issues we left voters behind and Republicans dove in."
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  14. 3 Nov 2020

    This guy gets it

    MORE LIKE "LINCOLN PROJECTILE VOMIT" AMIRIGHT?? (please get this to 1,000,000 retweets)
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  15. 27 Oct 2020

    After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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  16. 21 Oct 2020

    why didn’t they mention that you can see where my dog takes a shit in the park?

    This evening, Mayor stopped by the to tour their new Garden Room. The spectacular addition allows breathtaking views of the historic Rose Garden & Lake Elizabeth in ’s oldest park, Allegheny Commons.
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  17. 11 Oct 2020

    What app do I need to get this cool tweet formatting?

    Wow the lakers won the nba championship? How about a big parade in Communist China, Beijing. That’s where it belongs.
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  18. 23 Sep 2020

    Time for some Logan’s Run shit

    We live in a gerontocracy. We live in a gerontocracy. We live in a gerontocracy
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  19. 15 Aug 2020

    Seeing a lot of versions of this hare brained tweet begging UPS and FedEx to just go ahead and privatize the post office now

    So...UPS...Fedex...big opportunity here. Just offer to deliver any election ballot for free...or honor the postage on it...and get it there by Election Day. You'll overnight become the most beloved and respected organization in America. Go on...it's the right thing to do.
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  20. 12 Aug 2020

    Look when he’s right he’s right

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