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@jckarter

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    Joe Groff ‏@jckarter May 27

    The wily dynamic coder, stranded in a harsh and unfamiliar static landscape, must carve their own tools to survive https://gist.github.com/jckarter/2762c4fe91d8eba4b1ce27060b4c601d …

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    • John Regehr tomb urns Swift Studies Yo, tu sabes? 🙃 ✨ Lunavis ✨ Robin Senior Scary Zach Waldowski bren kenobi Biappi
    7:27 AM - 27 May 2016
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      1. Jonathan Wight ‏@schwa May 27 Berkeley, CA

        @jckarter It only compiles if i I remove the /// Dynamically comment. What’s up with that eh?

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      3. Joe Groff ‏@jckarter May 27

        @schwa Swift 2 or Swift 3? I tried it in a 7.3.1 playground.

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      4. Jonathan Wight ‏@schwa May 27 Berkeley, CA

        @jckarter My humour works in all Xcode versions.

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      1. Matt ‏@matt_sven May 27

        @jckarter next we'll be able to reflect classes without creating instances!

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      2. Joe Groff ‏@jckarter May 27

        @matt_sven A nice side effect of locking down ABI is that other libraries will be able to parse reflection formats w/o waiting on Mirror.

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      1. Matthew Johnson ‏@anandabits May 27

        .@jckarter is (x=>”hasPrefix”)(“foo”) also possible using mirror?

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      3. Joe Groff ‏@jckarter May 27

        @anandabits You'd also probably need to be able to open existentials to match up dynamic types of x and the inputs of "hasPrefix".

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    1. bren kenobi ‏@jasonbrennan May 27

      @jckarter you monster

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    2. Steve Dekorte ‏@stevedekorte May 27

      @jckarter @slava_pestov reads like line noise

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    3. Nate Cook ‏@nnnnnnnn May 27

      @jckarter amazing what you can accomplish in 10 days

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    4. Matthew Johnson ‏@anandabits May 27

      Matthew Johnson Retweeted Joe Groff

      .@jckarter shows you how to live dynamically (and dangerously!) in Swift if that's how you want to roll...http://twitter.com/jckarter/status/736202144248782850 …

      Matthew Johnson added,

      Joe Groff @jckarter
      The wily dynamic coder, stranded in a harsh and unfamiliar static landscape, must carve their own tools to survive https://gist.github.com/jckarter/2762c4fe91d8eba4b1ce27060b4c601d …
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    5. Geppy Parziale ‏@geppyp May 27

      @jckarter did you write this while sleeping? Or, do you ever sleep? ;-)

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    6. Fernando Rodríguez ‏@frr149 May 27 Oak Ridge, San Jose

      @jckarter Dynamic Languages, a noble weapon for more civilized times!

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    7. Marcin Krzyzanowski ‏@krzyzanowskim May 27

      @jckarter dont

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    8. sighlongjmp ‏@whitequark May 27

      @jckarter @bmastenbrook something something unityped languages

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