Joe Groff

@jckarter

Swift emotional support doggo

San José
duriansoftware.com/joe
Joined January 2009
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  1. 8 hours ago

    Does the blue check mark mean 's tweets are verified by the AST or the SIL verifier?

    5 retweets 38 likes
  2. 9 hours ago

    New blog post is up — with lots of code! Objective-C ‘id’ as Swift ‘Any’:

    68 retweets 137 likes
  3. Oct 14

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  4. Oct 2

    The wily dynamic coder, stranded in C in 2016.

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  5. Oct 8

    Is it ever profitable to transform 'call foo; jmp bar' into 'push &bar; jmp foo'? (+) 2 branches instead of 3; (–) Foils return prediction

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  6. Oct 4

    After all the recent refactoring, this was really easy to add:

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  7. Oct 4

    add eax, eax ; put top two bits in flags jc top_bit_set js second_bit_set jno top_bits_equal jo top_bits_different

    9 retweets 22 likes
  8. Sep 23

    A programming language spec can be either complete or consistent, but never both

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  9. Aug 29

    I'm taking a break from this social media thing. See you all later!

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  10. Aug 22

    The reactionary group of storage engineers, nicknamed the Gang of NOR,

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  11. Aug 22

    To understand the game of Hot Potato, one must first understand the concept of time itself.

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  12. Aug 21

    I cackle with glee at this tumblr's continual roasting of bad houses

    108 retweets 200 likes
  13. Aug 19

    This is by far the best functional programming game I've played

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  14. Aug 20

    Biennial reminder that 'lldb' can be observed from space

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  15. Aug 20

    We need a graph of number of Box<T> implementations needed by Swift version

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  16. Aug 20

    ., what are you wearing this year for the

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  17. Aug 20

    Users love 🍎WATCH, but we didn't stop there. We reimagined the concept of time itself. Today, I'm proud to reveal,

    21 retweets 79 likes
  18. Aug 20

    Every harvest, villagers come from as far as the Orange Mountains and Tangerine River to visit the

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  19. Aug 15

    Just wrote some code that took film names and ran them through a thesaurus - here's a few I liked

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      @waynehartman

      Research Engineer by day, trouble maker, also, by day. Spring 2016 Speaker

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      @IOSDev_Youssef

      Computer Engineer IOS & WatchOS Developer Programming ⌨ define my life I found my Dreams ♕ in swift lang  love pop music

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