Jesse Cooke

@jc00ke

Whoever thought plaster on drywall was a good idea was the 😈.

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Joined April 2008

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    Aug 17
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    Sep 28

    Of all the letters I've unearthed in archives, this is by far the best. It's a model of how to say no to someone you loathe.

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    Sep 27

    This is why asking Trump specific policy questions is so important -- so people can see he has no clue what he's doing or why he's doing it.

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    Sep 26

    Private contact discovery for Signal. Make no mistake: what Moxie is doing here is going to revolutionize messaging.

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    Sep 25

    What mediocre movies have the same approval rating as our garbage president? Find out on Rotten Trumpatoes.

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    Sep 25

    I'm just going to leave this right here…

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    Sep 25

    No need to ever have the "flag" discussion ever again. Just show this video to whoever doesn't get it

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    Sep 25
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    Sep 23

    So who's the son of a bitch?

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    Sep 24

    Kaepernick began kneeling when Obama was president. Trump's presidency just proves Kaepernick's point.

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    Sep 22

    You can’t make this up: Rs redoubled their efforts to repeal ACA because *donors were upset,* per .

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    Sep 22

    When someone announces publicly: that’s not who we are that is who they are

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    Sep 19

    1/ I want to emphasize a point I often see overlooked about SRE at Google that I think is critical to understanding the model…

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    Sep 17

    Me: I think my computer's broken Boss: just give it to the IT guy Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck

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    Sep 17
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    Sep 16

    and Trump supporters both marching. One is a group of people who worship an insane clown, the other is a group of Juggalos

  20. Sep 16
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    I lied, wrong joint.

  21. Sep 16
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    Wait! I needed 1/2 3/4 3/4 and I have several!

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