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Principal Engineer at @VMware. Was founder and CTO @heptio. Started GCE, #Kubernetes, GKE, @SPIFFEio. Xoogler. He/Him.

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    1. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: The only talk worth doing is a keynote. And if they aren't flying you business class then are you really thought leading?

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    2. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Every talk is a TED talk.

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    3. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Set up straw man situations so that you can knock them down. It's like replaying conversations in the shower, but on twitter. Them: something stupid no one says without nuance Me: Something smart and snappy Them: but.. but... Me: I'm a thought leader.

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    4. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Subtweet. Subtweet. Subtweet. Nothing better than having a clique that you can share inside jokes with at the expense of others.

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    5. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Talking about something is better than DOING something. If you can write some prototype code and write a talk, you've done 90% of the work. Ship it! Better yet, skip the code altogether!

      2 replies 5 retweets 88 likes
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    6. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Without specifying a use case and constraints, it is obvious that XYZ is crap. Anyone who things otherwise is obviously not a Thought Leader.

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    7. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Titles matter. Go for something that sounds impressive but doesn't actually mean much. Even better if you report up through marketing but obfuscate that with a big title.

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    8. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Everyone listens to me because I'm so smart. Also, I work for BigCo. These two things are obviously unrelated.

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    9. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: Why yes I'm keynoting this conference. And my employer is a titanium sponsor. What are you implying?

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    10. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: A pointer to a talk you gave or a blog post/paper you wrote is always a great way to demonstrate authority in any situation. The more tangentially related the better.

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      Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

      Thought leading: complaining about airlines is a great way to make sure everyone knows you fly all over the place thought leading.

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        2. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

          Thought leading: my job is so hard! <pic of laptop open at the beach/pool>

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        3. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 May 2019

          Thought leading: post big long twitter threads that are "authoritative" on a subject no one asked about.

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        4. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 31 May 2019

          #thoughtleading: Filling out expense reports is such a pain! I travel the world, stay at fancy hotels, eat at amazing restaurants, and they expect me to keep receipts?

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        5. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda 26 Sep 2021

          How to #thoughtlead: Crypto! NFTs! Blockchain! It's a new world!

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        1. Guinevere Saenger‏ @guincodes 26 May 2019
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          ...I thought you were subtweeting Jess, not me. 😬😬😬

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