John Bafford

@jbafford

php/symfony/mysql developer; hiker; beer brewer; semicolon enthusiast

Silver Spring, MD
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Joined September 2008
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  1. Feb 19

    Documentation being actively unhelpful #542: You need to look up an error code by number, and the documentation has them listed in hex.

  2. Feb 17

    Had to debug a permissions issue with an ad server today. Didn't see the error (or most of its interface) because my ad blocker was on.

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  3. Feb 14

    I really just got this from : Error: Allowed memory size of 1073741824 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 6658419639556767776 bytes)

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  4. Feb 12

    Well, no wonder it's so cold. These two guys brought the Arctic with them.

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  5. Jan 29

    This is what I feel PHP is like sometimes.

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    • Joe Watkins
      @krakjoe

      President of the goto appreciation society, beard owner, biker, also .

    • Chad Minick
      @cythrawll

  7. Jan 22

    Thanks for the awesome review on the ProxyManager docs =D

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  8. Jan 13

    Thank you for making me spill my coffee from laughing

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  9. Jan 13

    The hardest part about fixing anything is convincing people that it needs fixing. The rest is an implementation detail.

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  10. Jan 12

    . says…

    Superb piece (OK, rant) on toxic culture by :
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  11. Jan 12

    Superb piece (OK, rant) on toxic culture by :

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  12. Jan 11

    Just told php-internals to grow up. Let's see how well that goes…

  13. Jan 11

    I have recompiled about 50 times today tracking down a bug. I need a faster computer.

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  14. Jan 3

    The problem with reading RFCs is within days you NEED THIS RIGHT NOW. Thanks and other RFC writers!

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  15. Jan 1

    Just posted the first of two RFCs that came out of work I did at the hackathon in November:

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  16. 18 Dec 2015

    Today was my last day as a FT employee at , after almost 17(!!!) years. On to new and exciting challenges now!

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  17. 10 Dec 2015 Oyamel Cocina Mexicana

    Holiday party. Moar drinks required.

  18. 6 Dec 2015

    I appreciate the suggestion, but I'm not quite sure these "office supplies" are work safe, .

  19. 20 Nov 2015

    "Assume people have something constructive to contribute, even if they don't contribute constructively."

  20. 19 Nov 2015

    Both of my php internals hacking projects at the hackathon appear to be successful. RFCs for 7.1 coming soon!

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