Dan Miller

@jazzdan

Software engineer . Formerly , , . Trumpet player. Explorer of the world and subcultures.

New York, NY
Joined November 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Aug 2014

    broken_promise, future_already_retrieved, promise_already_satisfied, no_state

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  2. Aug 16

    I'm out for a bit, cya Twitter

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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 15

    Strange Loop 2017 rewind... "Why We Built Our Own Distributed Column Store" by Sam Stokes

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    Aug 15

    We hosted a Work-Bench women+/nb engineer lunch today to connect our fierce community 🙌

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    Aug 12

    I'm going to be working with on a zine version of "Oh shit, git!" (). really excited to do a collaboration! :D

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    Aug 9
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    Aug 8

    Luigi is okay

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    Aug 8

    "HHVM JIT: a profile-guided, region-based compiler for PHP and Hack" Ottoni, PLDI'18 A look at how Facebook squeeze every ounce of performance out of PHP and Hack.

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    Aug 7

    Production is for Cattle, but Development is for Pets. So we're launching pets, a tool for working with multiple servers in development:

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    Aug 7
    Replying to

    don't forget tomlmao

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  12. Aug 7

    yamlol

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    Aug 2
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    Aug 2

    Loved figuring how to make fun of Guice and Kubernetes and Oracle in one talk. Thanks for inviting me 💖. Might try to retool this talk for a blog post or another meetup

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    20 May 2014

    there's two hard problems in computer science: we only have one joke and it's not funny.

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    Aug 1

    oh this IAM policy? I was my father's. It has been handed down through generations. No one knows what it does.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Had a great conversation with one of my brilliant engineers where he pointed out that the thing that makes adopting big open source products hard (his example was bazel, I'd add kubernetes to this list) is "implicit requirements"

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    Jul 31

    I just published “Go2: Please Remove Type Method Expressions”

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  19. Retweeted
    Jul 30

    announcement time: I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB! i'm a staff (senior++) software engineer who likes infrastructure, distributed systems, information retrieval (search engines), shitposting, containers, and tHe cLoUd. Toronto or Canada-friendly remote positions only, please.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 26

    OMG! just got time travel debugging. Best birthday present ever! 🎂 🦊 Here are all the deets. Can't wait to hear what you think!

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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    Check out this Guide to Mindful Communication in Code Reviews I just wrote! (Based on a talk I gave a while back, but now with more details!)

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