Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

Dermatologist. Sportswriter. Former Grantlander. Current occasional Ringer-er. Royals fan. Muslim. I contain multitudes.

Burr Ridge, IL
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 18

    My latest article for is one of the most important of my career, and I hope you'll indulge me by reading it.

    137 replies 376 retweets 1,112 likes
  2. 19 hours ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA. DUFFMAN GOT YOU A GIFT. AND THE ONLY GIFT THAT'S FITTING ON THE FOURTH OF JULY IS AN ASS-KICKING VICTORY. OH YEAH!

    2 replies 48 retweets 323 likes
  3. Jul 4

    TONIGHT, AMERICA CELEBRATES AN EPIC MOMENT WITH FIREWORKS, HOT DOGS, AND APPLE PIE. THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES: DUFFMAN RETURNS. OH YEAH!

    6 replies 180 retweets 639 likes
  4. Jul 3

    THE ROYALS ARE ABOVE THE BLACK LINE

    12 replies 91 retweets 376 likes
  5. Jul 3

    The Royals are not, alas, on a 15-5 run. But they are on a 16-6 run. That'll do, pig. That'll do.

    5 replies 10 retweets 180 likes
  6. Jul 3

    I dunno, guys, it's not like Danny Valencia to be upset over absolutely nothing. It's just a coincidence he's played for 7 teams in 5 years.

    17 replies 49 retweets 332 likes
  7. Jul 3

    His WPA before tonight was around 0.5 - he's added to the Royals win probability overall. His 3 disaster games (14 R) all came in blowouts.

    Peter Moylan may be the best reliever ever with a 6.00 ERA.
    3 replies 8 retweets 50 likes
  8. Jul 3

    The Royals have a higher winning percentage since their World Championship in 2015 than the Cubs do since their World Championship in 2016.

    4 replies 38 retweets 178 likes
  9. Jul 3

    There are a few reasons not to . For instance, if you're Steve Balboni, maybe you don't . But otherwise: .

    7 replies 46 retweets 110 likes
  10. Jul 3

    The Royals, for the first time all year, do not have the fewest runs in the American League. The team that does is...the Toronto Blue Jays?

    8 replies 10 retweets 109 likes
  11. Jul 3

    The Royals scored 82 runs in their first 30 games (2.73 R/G). Since then, they've scored 254 runs in 51 games (4.98 R/G).

    9 replies 97 retweets 220 likes
  12. Jul 2

    In a crucial divisional game, the Royals start Moss at 1B, Gordon in CF, Torres at 3B, and Wood on the mound - and win, easily.

    13 replies 24 retweets 232 likes
  13. Jul 1

    For all the problems the Royals have, they'd be leading the WC race right now if Kelvin Herrera were simply having a Kelvin Herrera season.

    23 replies 28 retweets 162 likes
  14. Jul 1

    First I need to praise Miguel Sano, The Greatest Hitter In The History Of Baseball.

    Replying to @jazayerli
    Could you please bury Gordon?
    2 replies 6 retweets 39 likes
  15. Jul 1

    I've read this like five times and still can't believe it's true.

    If Baltimore comes back to beat Tampa Bay and the Royals win tonight, the Royals will be in the second Wild Card spot.
    6 replies 45 retweets 232 likes
  16. Jul 1

    Seems like a productive use of time for the most powerful man in the free world.

    I am thinking about changing the name CNN to !
    20 replies 35 retweets 173 likes
  17. Jul 1

    Luke Farrell did his best Eduardo Villacis impression against a divisional rival, and the Royals won by five runs anyway. TT.

    3 replies 51 likes
  18. Jul 1

    I literally started this tweet before I knew about his last at-bat. This ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ team.

    Naturally. Alex Gordon is the hardest to fix simply because I like him too much to say nasty things about him.
    3 replies 3 retweets 40 likes
  19. Jul 1

    Naturally. Alex Gordon is the hardest to fix simply because I like him too much to say nasty things about him.

    BMoss has three hits since I fixed him with this tweet.
    5 replies 2 retweets 40 likes
  20. Jul 1

    Since I buried Escobar, he's hitting .600/1.000/1.800. The Royals are the underdog in a B-movie action film. No comeback is too absurd.

    8 replies 22 retweets 158 likes
  21. Jun 30

    They nailed it.

    Royals schedule 4 p.m. news conference for 'major baseball-related announcement':
    8 replies 32 retweets 142 likes

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