Jason Morrison

@jayunit

hey kid help computer. helping computers at

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    Jun 13

    The most successful people I know 1) Survivorship bias 2) Survivorship bias 3) Survivorship bias 4) some other sampling bias 5) Survivorship bias 6) Availability heuristic 7) Survivorship bias

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    Jun 12
    Replying to

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    Jun 9

    BART: -bad -crowded -not enough seats -has a weak, wimpy horn -coward, hides underground sometimes AMTRAK: -good -goes much further with fewer stops -always a seat -strong and proud warrior who does not shirk from battle or sun -a bellowing horn that can be heard for miles

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    Jun 5

    GitHub to me: 10 years. Successful exit. No ads. No selling of user’s data. Free, reliable hosting for public projects. Same business model. No shitty growth hacks. Consistent improvement. Charge people for your product. Use that money to make it better. It works.

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  5. Jun 4

    when ur test fixtures tryin to set up backstory for the post-apocalyptic plot arc

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    Jun 1

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    May 9

    *Finally* published my piece on why the subways have slowed down so much since I moved to NYC five years ago.

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    May 7

    I never knew that "HD-2D" would become a thing and after playing the Octopath Traveler demo I now realize it's the video game I've been waiting years for.

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  9. Apr 26

    job interviewer: “please tell me about your college experience.” me: “uh...”

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    Apr 1

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    Feb 20

    i hold a gender reveal party. all my relatives wait as i pull off the cake cover. the icing says "gender is a spectrum". it's too late, i have the powerpoint up

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    Feb 19

    Come work with me at ! I've enjoyed it here so far, we've got a great culture and a great product! Feel free to DM me or apply via AngelList!

    We are officially growing our engineering team again! 😃 Looking for -- you? -- to join our early startup team . We are a friendly & passionate small team working on making developers' lives better. (SF/bay area only, hard decision). DMs open!
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    Feb 10

    The Boötes void is a visible side-effect (in our universe) of aliens using gravitational leakage via the brane to exfiltrate data between cosmoi. The universe next door has been hacked, and millions of civilizations exterminated, by malware mining an alien cryptocurrency.

    Replying to @kithrup @cstross
    Hack uses vibrations to generate gravitational waves to allow cross-chat between universe-gapped devices.
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    Jan 17

    escape room concept: - you are a software engineeer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes - there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this

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  15. Jan 14

    “old electronics junk box stuff to unload on ebay” but fun to pretend its a usb powered harbinger of unknowable riches and libertarianism

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    Jan 14

    Last night I went to a party where everyone had to prepare a 3 minute lecture on something they were passionate about. I won best presentation.

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  17. Jan 14

    finally jumping on this train! built a mining rig this weekend with — to the moon! 🐕

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    Jan 4

    Our new software consultancy produces what we call "raw code", guaranteed NOT to have passed through CI or any kind of onerous "testing". The result is a palpably richer and more authentic software experience

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    Jan 3

    We interviewed outside a gallery in Dogpatch. A tech worker who had stepped out to smoke and overheard us stayed, transfixed, for the entire hour and a half we talked. At the end he was like WHO ARE YOU YOU JUST EXPLAINED MY WHOLE LIFE. Find out:

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  20. 18 Dec 2017

    new profile pic

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