Jammie

@jaymaymo

boss ass gunna retire at 65 bad bitch

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. 4. velj

    My biggest open office fear is that my music is actually playing out loud and not thru my headphones. I’ve been hurt before, everyone let me jam out to the jonas brothers for MINUTES and i had to quit that job

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  2. 3. velj

    Siri overheard me talking to my cat 😭someone’s on my side

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  3. 30. sij

    Every time someone compliments my coat I go into a long boring ramble about how I got it.. at first not on purpose, but now i do it intentionally because I love watching the gradual stages of someone slowly losing interest in conversation with me

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    27. sij

    Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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  5. 26. sij

    People ask why I’m obsessed with true crime like it’s not the purest form of dark comedy (bonus cat screams in the background)

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  6. 25. sij

    An older man asked me where the public library was, and when I said I didn’t know he chuckled “my my how unintellectual of you” and walked away?!? 10/10 stranger burn!!!! I love him!?!?!

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  7. 25. sij

    I want a yoga bar - a big dark open room with some pillows and mats and alcohol and you can chat w your friends and then also do a sun salutation every once in a while .. actually frankly I’m offended this doesn’t already exist in sf

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  8. 24. sij

    Does anyone else have like 7 different kinds of antacids and just kinda take one of each when you know shits about to go down? Is this health

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  9. 23. sij

    Has a hill ever made YOU cry? Hi, I live in san francisco

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  10. 23. sij

    No matter how far I turn down my phone volume before pressing play on a video on the Inter Net it still plays full volume and makes everything terrible

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  11. 20. sij

    Last night I dreamed I was getting lunch at work but my whole office was a Whole Foods and it was connected directly to a Trader Joe’s and a Safeway and I was so overwhelmed by the choices I just wandered for hours and ended up buying grapefruit sculpin IPA and a yogurt

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  12. 18. sij

    Startup idea: service that anonymizes your online footprint by flooding the internet with TOO MUCH data abt you. Stop deleting your Facebook, instead have thousands of fake accounts with fake activity.

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  13. 18. sij
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  14. 17. sij

    how many more times will I click the new messages ive marked as unread - “Friday,” a haiku by jammie

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  15. 16. sij

    😪Using the same IDE for a while: - get work done quickly - everyone judges you when you don’t know the cool keybindings or plugins 🤯Switching IDEs every week: - get no work done - its ILLEGAL for ppl to judge you for not knowing all the cool keybindings plugins

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  16. 15. sij

    Im never below a 3 on the anxiety scale bc I live and work in the Bay Area? Where we all just accept? That a massive earthquake is coming? that will most likely send my apartment building and office out to sea?

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  17. 14. sij

    THIS ISNT A JOKE, KNOW THE SIGNS OF TOOMUCHCOFFEE. SAVE A JOB

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  18. 14. sij

    what you'll get if you ask me a work question at 11am, peak caffeine hour: "Here I present my dissertation on the pros and cons, my personal feelings, the history of the project, its context in the company's larger OKRs- what you'll get if you ask same question at 3:30pm: 👍

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  19. 12. sij

    Who’s makin Lyft and Uber drivers call us and tell us they’re here. Some of y’all aren’t outside waiting and watching for your car and it shows.

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  20. 9. sij

    Breaking: Im an idiot. Stay humble folks.

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