Jay Hankins

@jay_hankins

sr, chaos engineer; the cloud is just someone else's calculator; sorta SaaSY; limited edition tweets; he/him

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    26. pro 2019.

    Just to reiterate... tenny is the best

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    Before she met my dad, my mom was a single mother of two who left an abusive marriage at 21. She then pulled herself up by her bootstraps, raised two boys & put herself through college. Implying she had issues &/or is a “loose woman” is naive & insulting to her & single moms

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    2. velj

    This morning I received an unsolicited dick pic via from a man I do not know. What follows is a beautiful story I wove about an app I made up, that should exist. Enjoy!

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    2. velj

    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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  5. 1. velj

    Someone go to the gay bars with me

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    31. sij

    starting construction on a new building?

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  7. 31. sij

    Please stick to the livers and the rakes that you’re used to

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  8. 30. sij

    Remember in 2012 when you could walk into any Kohls or Office Depot and they would be playing Ain't It Fun by Paramore

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  9. 30. sij

    Every sentence my boss typed yesterday had a period after other punctuation!. Why?. Not sure. And I’m not even being critical, I’m just a little confused... !.

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    29. sij

    I didn’t forget this

    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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    29. sij

    I... Look, I enjoy spending money for goods and services. When you pull crap like this I want to go back to physical books. This is disgusting, Amazon. You don't need this level of data to delight customers.

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  12. 28. sij

    GSuite customers can have a few messaging apps, as a treat

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    27. sij

    still can't comprehend that this really happened at an ad agency in the last few weeks

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    27. sij

    google docs and sheets are down. the office has descended into chaos. my boss is crying. the printer burst into flames. our clients are calling nonstop. bout to slack my work husband and ask him if he wants to get outta here. we’re free baby

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    25. sij

    It’s really messed up that is getting famous for making a list of words to mute on Twitter, and not for their Untitled Goose Game thought leadership.

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    23. sij

    Thunderbolt 3 is amazing. I plug one little cable into my laptop and any one of three failure modes can randomly trigger, just like that!

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  17. 23. sij

    thinkin about how stupid I sound always

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    22. sij

    Jeanine Cummins, a white woman who isn’t Mexican, wrote “American Dirt” about Mexican experiences at the border. Her wealthy publisher threw her a book launch with barbed wire centerpieces where guests ate lobster. You can’t make this shit up!

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    22. sij

    I've done a lot of terrible things in my life, but at least I've never posted or viewed a Facebook Story

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    22. sij

    This exact intersection is served by the 24 bus and F, K/T, L, and M trains. You could not pick a worse location to demonstrate the utility of your autonomous shuttle.

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    20. sij

    Preserving the tweet that got insta banned, for future generations

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