Jason Wolverton

@jasonwolverton

Author, comedian and knucklehead. Get my book at

Michigan
amazon.com/dp/B00US3E690
Joined May 2009
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  2. Mar 8

    Awesome when you get and pizza coupons in mail on same day!

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  3. Mar 7

    What happens when you want to get lucky and your wife falls asleep

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  4. Mar 5

    5:56 PM - 5 Mar 2016 · Details
  5. Feb 21

    If you hate the word "panties" then you'll love tonight's blog post

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  6. Feb 12

    I wrote about this very thing once

    How Netflix affects your sex life, via
  7. Feb 12

    Yep. Their slogan should be: LJS: We're relevant one month a year

    Long John Silvers tries so hard during lent. They know their moment.
  8. Feb 12

    . Would love to review book but I have to wait. March 8 better its ass here

    4:37 PM - 12 Feb 2016 · Details
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  9. Feb 8

    Here you go , you may enjoy this one:

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  10. Feb 7

    What it feels like to be a fan

    6:09 PM - 7 Feb 2016 · Details
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  11. Feb 4

    Vasectomy fun!!!

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  12. Jan 31

    Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Tell her you love her...with your butt.

    5:51 PM - 31 Jan 2016 · Details
  13. Jan 28

    When my kid hates sleeping, well, I hate my kid.

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    6:22 PM - 28 Jan 2016 · Details
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  14. Jan 11

    Looking forward to joining the ranks of Warren Buffett and Scrooge McDuck

    5:12 PM - 11 Jan 2016 · Details
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  15. Jan 6

    Crazy part is 3 of these teams are basically here cause they canned coaches that took them to SB

    Current NFL coaching vacancies...
  16. Jan 3

    I'm ok if Lions keep Caldwell. League is full of terrible coaches and they could end up with much much worse

  17. Jan 2

    But what happens when everyone says you are the funniest person they've ever met? Does that make me a humorouslut?

    If you're not dating the funniest person you've ever met, then you're probably doing it wrong. Humor over just about everything.
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  19. 18 Dec 2015

    Glad to hear Ellie Day is ok, but if I'm I'm not accepting Jason Day's invite to be in the gallery at his next match !

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  20. 17 Dec 2015

    is coming and has it a lot harder these days...

    7:23 PM - 17 Dec 2015 · Details
  21. 15 Dec 2015

    Latest blog features two of my three favorite things:

    6:36 PM - 15 Dec 2015 · Details

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