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Jason Isaacs
@jasonsfolly
Professional faker. Amateur human. Failed deatheater. Tightly-clad space pilot. Commie. Angel Hunter. Don't even. instagram.com/therealjasonis
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Lot of people asking if I’m #Phoenix on #TheMaskedSingerUK
Presumably because you think it sounds like me singing.
I’d give a middle testicle to sing like that.
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This letter, written by Chaim Herman in November 1944 to his wife and child and read by @jasonsfolly, was discovered buried by the gas chamber ruins after the war. #RememberTheirWords #HolocaustMemorialDay
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It's Holocaust Memorial Day. Why remember the horrific slaughter of millions of innocents? To remember how it BEGINS: the language of hatred and even humour that makes any human 'other' is all around and growing.
Are we being part of a solution or turning a blind eye?
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Today is #HolocaustMemorialDay - the international day to remember the 6 million Jews murdered during the Holocaust, alongside millions of other people murdered under Nazi persecution of other groups, and in more recent genocides in Cambodia, Rwanda, Bosnia and Darfur. #HMD2023
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Dipped into Twitter in my trailer. Russia threatening nuclear war, mass corruption in the UK government, irreversible climate catastrophes, I was an answer on Double Jeopardy and is as funny and dry off court as he was heroic on it.
Might leave it for a while again.
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If you’re waking up thinking you need a grandiose reboot…be gentle. We’re all just edging forward into the thick fog of life. What matters most is whose hand you can hold and to have a vague notion of which direction to head in.
As Shakespeare said:
The rest is bollocks
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And if you're alone this New Year's Eve, feeling the pain of looking back over 2022 and the pressure of expectations for the coming year, remember that it's all utter horseshit. Everything passes, good and ba. All we ever have is today. One hour, one moment, one smile at a time.
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If, like me, you're privileged to have anything spare, consider the joys of service this NYE by donating to any of the fab organisations below.
Thanks x
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Wishing everybody a 2023 free from hate, from blame, from feeling worse (or better) than anyone else and from hopelessness. The world may seem off its axis but when you look, there is light, love and kindness everywhere too. May you find and spread gratitude wherever you go.
#HNY
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Loved this hilarious, heartbreaking and inspiring celebration of the power of radio to help us laugh, feel, learn and, most of all, to remind us that we’re not alone. Well done and that bloke in the photo. You could do this professionally.
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Interesting one for the linguists:
Whereas 'to trump' something used to mean to do better, to rise above the thing, must it now mean to scrape so far below the thing as to bring about a feeling of nausea?
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Trump not only dined at his home with anti-Semite Kanye West and Nazi Nick Fuentes — in addition, admitted pedophile Milo Yiannopoulos was at that same dinner.
An anti-Semite, a Nazi and a pedophile. And not a word of criticism from the MAGA GOP.
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Essential reading for us British and a cautionary tale for others. A huge and increasing number of our people - many of them working - are hungry, cold and hopeless. This Conservative party has mismanaged a slide into national desperation. Shame on them.
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Incredible to see and courageous beyond belief.
England and 6 other European nations, by contrast, won't wear their planned "One Love" armbands in support of LGBT+ rights because FIFA will punish them.
Financially corrupt and morally grotesque, this #WorldCup is covered in shame.
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Iran’s national team did not to sing national anthem as the #EnglandVsIran game kicks off #FIFAWorldCup, in support of the country’s women-led revolution. The Iranian crowd were also booing their own national anthem. Amazing! 
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this. all of it. now stfu and concentrate on compassion will you.
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For catastrophists like me…a ray of hope: a lying, hate-filled, fascist bully has been turfed out as President by a man born out of the Trade Union movement who believes in democracy, equality and protecting the worlds lungs.
A great morning for earth.
Obrigado Brasil.
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Democracia.
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To everyone who was so bothered by my support for #JordanGray and her stripping off on live tv that they needed to let me know. (Everyone else don't bother - you're already living in the 21st century):
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Sobering, inspiring, and powerful message from the German President applicable to all of us, documenting how the world has changed and what is asked of us all moving forward. Why can’t all politicians be this honest? Strongly recommended reading:
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MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Stunningly childish and narcissistic lies from Boris:
"Although I'd easily win the leadership and be Prime Minister again and am the only person who could avoid a general election and deliver victory in 2024, I'm not running because the other two candidates wouldn't give up."
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#JordanGray just stripped naked mid-song on #FridayNightLive to show off her magnificent boobs and equally magnificent member, with which she played the keyboard as she brought her set to a close and the entire house down. So much more dignified than parliament today.
#Jordan4PM
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To US friends asking what's happening in the UK: a possible return to power of a disgraced leader who, even his fans admit, is a pathological liar, a cheat and was criminally indifferent to the suffering of the people who he failed so badly during covid.
Familiar much?
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Dear Labour Party,
when temporary prime minister Liz Truss faces public questions for the first time today since the utter collapse of her entire agenda, please don’t gloat or laugh. Remember the scale and gravity of the hunger, cold and deprivation the Tories are causing.
#PMQs
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Should anyone be feeling relief that Jeremy Hunt is effectively running Britain, here's a detailed account of how he monstrously let down patients, screwed the staff and was a catastrophe for the #NHS as it's most lying ever Health Secretary. What a hunt.
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Rubber Robbie delighting my girls almost as much as the full human did me. That he even knew my name was dizzying, but to fancy myself a colleague, to share a gag and drink a cuppa in his customized Airstream was to experience complete fanboy bliss. A lovely man.
#RobbieColtrane
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If it’s at all possible, try and have sex, dance and eat whatever you like. Today. Maybe all three at the same time.
#FuckedNotFucked
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You may have missed your chance to limp around with me, but text KIDS to 70125 to help to be part of this amazing day.
And yes, I know I run like a drunken hippo. It’s a comedy choice.
#rbcraceforthekids
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On my way. If you can’t make it but want to be part of this fantastic cause, you can text KIDS to 70125. I’ve got a shocking cough (testing negative!) so will stagger round and pray that you stop me for selfies, for which I’d ask…a text to 70125. Seems fair, no?!
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For the first time in 2 years, RBC Race for the Kids is returning to London’s iconic Hyde Park on Saturday 8th October! 
Could you help make the event an unforgettable experience by volunteering?
Please email: raceforthekids@gosh.org for more information.
Thank you! 
Could you help make the event an unforgettable experience by volunteering?
Please email: raceforthekids@gosh.org for more information.
Thank you! 
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See you on Saturday. I've got a nasty cold and cough and a chronic case of whingingactoritis, but I'll be doing my best for a fantastic cause.
#RBCRacefortheKids
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Here’s @jasonsfolly, @OreOduba, @alex_brooker and Tamsin Greig on why you should join #TeamGOSH for the 2023 @LondonMarathon!
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I'll be glued to this. is an incredible organisation doing essential work to uncover and fight fascism in the UK. This is a true story of remarkable heroism and honour. You'll be gripped, moved and maybe even inclined to drop them a donation. #TheWalkIn
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#TheWalkIn tells the true story of how HOPE not hate prevented the murder of a Labour MP and brought down a far-right terror group. It stars Stephen Graham as our Head of Intelligence Matthew Collins and Jason Flemyng as our CEO Nick Lowles.
Monday 3rd October at 9pm 
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Many a talented pair of buttocks has sat in the captain's chair since then, but make no mistake...it's still my chair!
And my crew. Who I miss terribly.
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5 years ago today, the STAR TREK: DISCOVERY first season episode "Context Is for Kings" premiered on Paramount+ (then known as CBS All Access).
The episode marked the first appearance of series regulars @jasonsfolly, @albinokid & @may_wise.
#StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #OTD
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Not to mention removing the cap on bankers bonuses and that to fund this giveaway Britain will borrow an undisputed £72.4 billion EXTRA this year from the market - up now to £234.1 billion. From our fucking grandchildren. The utter naked shamelessness of the greed is nauseating.
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Trickledown economics was proven to be a bankrupt idea decades ago, so WHY THE FUCK IS LIZ TRUSS CUTTING TOP RATES OF TAX?!!The pound is collapsing as badly as Britain’s reputation all around the world because she just gave 37 Billion of them back to people like me. Moron.
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I blinked and somehow you sprouted into a 35 year old who writes books, records music, conquers the digital world and still does the pretend people thing. I still just do that. You’ve gone way beyond the Pride Lands, Simba.
Happy Birthday Fake Son
Real love from your Fake Dad x
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Beautifully eloquent, moving and perfectly pitched tribute from the President of a country that has long done away with medieval notions of rulers appointed by god. No French people doff their berets to aristocrats any more. Will we ever see that day? Do we want to?
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It never made any sense having a queen and yet she, Elizabeth, somehow rose above all the debate around privilege or political controversy in a life stoically devoted to public service and duty. Eight decades of public life. A woman of importance.
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Farewell your majesty. Nothing about the royal family makes sense in the modern world and yet this queen, our queen, sat atop our unwritten constitution and stopped our country from fragmenting completely: it was her government, her army and she was our fairy godmother. God speed
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Want to have family fun and do good at the same time? Come to in Hyde Park on 8 Oct for #RBCRacefortheKids
Run, walk, wheel or scoot the 5K route and even bring your 4 legged friends. See you there...I'll be limping and moaning behind you.
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