Jason Ryan

@JasonRyGuy

I mostly write jokes about depression and/or food. If you would like me to write them for you in a professional capacity e-mail jasonryanfilms@gmail.com

Seattle, WA
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Joined September 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Apr 2016

    Ladies & gentlemen, Sia...

    5 replies 120 retweets 315 likes
  2. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Me when I'm at a restaurant and the server walks by with a really beautiful burger I considered ordering.

    1 reply 4 retweets 24 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 9

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  4. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    FREE TICKETS TO 's new show HoodAdjacent with are available for next week. PLZ COME.

    2 retweets 5 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    the crushing weight of existence

    Why it gets harder to get good sleep as you age:
    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    If you own less than 40 swords, are you even living?

    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
  7. Jun 8

    My gees* are crazy today. *-nickname for allergies

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Each year helps amateur writers become pros. June 23-25 is the next Scriptfest. Sign up TODAY!

    4 retweets 2 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Reg Deadline is July 10th for 2018 TV/Digital Fellowship – submit your Original TV Pilot, Spec, or Web Series now!

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  10. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    this hearing is an absolute rollercoaster

    3 replies 47 retweets 92 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    "Damn, how low can he go?" Trump:

    4 retweets 6 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    LA tweeps: Writers & Actors! The Writers Group is TONIGHT!! Please join us!

    5 retweets 8 likes
  13. Jun 5

    "Damn, how low can he go?" Trump:

    4 retweets 6 likes
  14. Jun 4

    Very disappointed it's not "Topper Gun"

    Reveals Title for 'Top Gun' Sequel
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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    When you forgot to hit send on a tweet for 10 years

    Fergie leaves Black Eyed Peas to focus on solo career
    192 replies 92,579 retweets 214,013 likes
  16. Jun 3

    Same.

    my plans are to be alive for the time when the humans destroy themselves in a fit of rage
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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Is everyone excited for the series premiere of Fuck, tonight on Fox at 9/8C? Psyched to see what Gordo cooked up for us this time

    17 replies 109 retweets 1,077 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    . is holding a big ol' yard sale to benefit this weekend

    , , and 5 others
    6 retweets 12 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Learning some new training design software! I'm pretty good at it!

    3 retweets 8 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Somebody show Trump that Seinfeld episode where George starts doing well by doing the opposite of every natural instinct he has.

    7 retweets 10 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    oh NOW everyone on Twitter doesn't want to die

    20 replies 944 retweets 4,311 likes

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