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Former senior writer/senior editor @theonion. Cowrote "Welcome to Woodmont," now available at https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/welcome-to-woodmont-college …

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    Jason Roeder‏Verified account @jasonroeder 14 Feb 2018

    Jason Roeder Retweeted The Onion

    When I wrote this headline, I had no idea it would be applied to the high school a mile from my house.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/963923505174728704 …

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    The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://trib.al/AdNR9gz  pic.twitter.com/Zr0X8qcDqJ
    7:20 pm - 14 Feb 2018
    • 55,618 Retweets
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    • jeff Ney Hayashi leondrolio 🦈 𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙳 𝙱𝚄𝚁𝙶𝙰𝚄𝙴𝚁 hexa- okiy🎗 💙💛 Turk 💙💛 Sky Miner Protect & Defend -📜✍️a republic if we can keep it
    506 replies . 55,618 retweets 180,713 likes
      1. ★jakJONsun★‏ @subjacktive 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @jasonroeder

        If it keeps happening, I guess it'll be at the high school near everyone's house. Kinda makes ya think, don't it?

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      1. Sam‏ @HtownSamson 14 Feb 2018

        Go fuck yourself?

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      1. Stache‏ @StacheEsq 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @jasonroeder @Leafer1

        Also, every other week.

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      1. Odyne La Fée (The Storyteller)‏ @OdyneLaFee 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @jasonroeder @ParkerMolloy

        I'm sorry.

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      2. H‏ @heleenamck 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @jasonroeder

        I'm so sorry. If the NRA gets its way, gun violence will affect all our neighborhoods eventually. It's terrible to think about.

        3 replies . 1 retweet 113 likes
      3. cynthia allen‏ @Allen11Cynthia 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @heleenamck @jasonroeder

        The NRA has gotten it's way.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 380 likes
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      1. toxic gas maskulinity‏ @tchwk 14 Feb 2018

        Go fuck yourself.

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      1. fakejenrauls, overeducated nasty woman  🌻‏ @jenrauls 14 Feb 2018

        Eric ours is the only country where mass shootings occur on this scale. So, yeah, fuck you.

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      1. bdodgy‏ @bdodgy3 14 Feb 2018
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        Sorry you will go down as the patron saint of our never ending stupidity

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      1. brad‏ @bradiscranky 14 Feb 2018
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        It's scary how often the line between parody and prophecy blurs in your imprint's work.

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