Jason Ng PT

@jasonngpt

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  1. Retweeted
    15 Feb 2016

    Why is leaving the UK and moving its entire open source Foundation to Singapore:

    1 reply 13 retweets 11 likes
  2. Retweeted
    29 Jan 2016

    In software, the first 90% of the work takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

    40 replies 2,094 retweets 1,698 likes
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    22 Feb 2015

    A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

    10,787 replies 269,558 retweets 216,742 likes
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    5 May 2014

    IM clients need to show your typing speed, because seeing "typing..." for 5 minutes in order for you to say "yep" is killing me.

    28 replies 95 retweets 49 likes
  5. Retweeted
    15 Mar 2014

    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I just realized that having kids is buying into the ULTIMATE in-app purchase commitment.

    8 replies 20 retweets 25 likes
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    27 Feb 2014

    Seen in the mall in Montréal. Someone charging their Snowmobile.

    4 replies 7 retweets 5 likes
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    18 Feb 2014

    If you want your husband to tend to the baby at night, call it "Gotham". No man can say no when you whisper at night "Gotham needs you"

    1 reply 53 retweets 29 likes
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    21 Jan 2014

    Norway's curling team has AMAZING uniforms for the Winter Olympics. (via )

    835 replies 5,116 retweets 3,584 likes
  9. Retweeted
    17 Jan 2014

    Tomorrow, I shall be late for work, miss deadlines, tell my boss I'm an ailing industry, & then ask for a raise. He sure give me.

    8 replies 123 retweets 38 likes
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    31 Dec 2013

    The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else's highlight reel. ~ Steve Furtick

    3 replies 247 retweets 259 likes
  11. Retweeted
    13 Feb 2013

    So, now we know why hackers wear hoodies..

    9 replies 209 retweets 131 likes
  12. Retweeted
    1 Dec 2013

    7: "Where was I when you met Mommy?" Me: "You arrived with me and left with Mommy."

    9 replies 25 retweets 24 likes
  13. Retweeted
    29 Nov 2013

    I've found one of the most important lessons in life is to never assume anything that makes you hesitate to do something you want to do

    1 reply 16 retweets 14 likes
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    22 Oct 2013

    As I watched the live stream of the on my iPad 2 & Apple revealed the , my iPad felt heavier & bulkier all of a sudden.

    6 replies 19 retweets 4 likes
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    15 Oct 2013

    If you say "tuna fish sandwich" also say "chicken bird sandwich"

    1 reply 18 retweets 12 likes
  16. Retweeted
    8 Oct 2013

    When I have been arrogant about something, it is because deep down I was actually insecure about that very thing.

    3 replies 23 retweets 22 likes
  17. 24 Sep 2013

    Wah ": Another view of taxi on stairs in this morning by Ralph Yip "

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    17 Sep 2013

    I'm not sure this is the best brand name for salami

    3 replies 16 retweets 5 likes
  19. 17 Sep 2013

    Love this feature! ": It’s Easier To Share Your Favourite Web Content with for : "

  20. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2013

    The kids and I watching the trailer. Joy: "Papa, did he just say, 'Today, we are canceling the Broccoli?'"

    4 replies 54 retweets 17 likes

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