Jason J Dilson

@jasonjdilson

I dabble in Stand-up Comedy..just a little toe in the massive terrifying ocean of comedy,like a couple of open mic's...and a joke I told at my fathers birthday.

Geregistreerd in februari 2018

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    I wanna see a movie franchise where the stakes get progressively smaller with each movie, where the heroes are fighting off aliens who took the entire world hostage in the first movie and by the seventh movie they're just trying to give a rambunctious St. Bernard a bath.

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    When I was a kid I honestly believed Frasier lived in the Seattle Tower.

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  3. 28 jun.

    Completely forgot to post a smug Holiday selfie last week...

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    Is your name Irish Heat Wave? Cause you’re making me want to take all my clothes off.

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  6. 27 jun.

    It’s impossible to not hear this in Ice T ‘s voice..somehow it makes it more poignant

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    26 jun.

    I did. A Very English Scandal. Amazon Prime from Friday.

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    26 jun.

    Everyone at this rally looks like they’ve been arrested for a boat DUI

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  10. 25 jun.

    The Nutty Professor but all the Klumps are played by Mr Tumble

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  11. 24 jun.

    Watch the Touching story of a professional business woman buying water from an 8 year old child entrepreneur and then also gives her wonderful words of encoura...... oh.....

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  12. 24 jun.

    I honestly thought that as an adult, I would’ve found myself in a lot more embarrassing “not knowing what cutlery to use” scenarios.

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    24 jun.

    In 2005 on the Australian Schoolboys tour of UK and Ireland we were billeted out with families in Limerick. The family I was billeted with: the Murrays. I don't think or I were thinking we'd go on to face each other in test rugby. Great to catch up after the game.

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  14. 24 jun.

    In honour of President Michael D Higgins announcement of running for a second term—throwback to Halloween 2011, myself and . Still your best costume and let’s be honest it’s an amazing premise for a movie..”Miggeldy of the Dead”

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    23 jun.

    Women’s Rugby League in Australia took a HUGE step forward with an inaugural State of Origin game, attracting a record viewership... and then THIS happened. Opposing teammates and partners, Queensland’s Karina Brown and NSW’s Vanessa Foliaki, kissing after the historic event ✊🏻

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    23 jun.

    "I know you hate me. But I'm the captain now. You have to talk to me." This is an amazing snippet from Sexton, talking to referee Gauzere, while an injured POM was on the turf getting treatment.

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    23 jun.

    Vincent Paul Abbott aka Vinnie Paul has passed away. Paul is best known for his work as the drummer in the bands Pantera and Hellyeah. No further details are available at this time. The family requests you please respect their privacy during this time.

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    21 jun.

    JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.

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    David Pocock - too rugby smart for his own good. The match officials can't keep up with him. A real joy to watch.

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